Quotent Quotables

by korex
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRETCHEN Yeah, so here's a collection of quotes because I am so awesome that the people around me are dripping with humor. "Have you heard of that new Wallace and Gromit movie? What are the two characters again?" "One's a man and the other is a dog." "And which one doesn't talk?" "...are you serious?" (while playing football) "I'm Michael Vick! I'm Michael Vick! Alright, this play is called 'I Have Gonorrhea'." "It sucks, because all the time she thinks that I've randomly stopped liking her. I mean, this time she's right, but it's the principle." "These teams are obviously unfair! You guys are kicking our asses!" "I agree. These teams are unfair. Why can't both teams just tie every single time?" "You guys have to be the same color so the teams are even." "I was the same color as your mom last night. Red...with passion..." And, the quote of the century: "Andre, you are so hot right now."
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are you serious?!
i HAAATEEE their new cd, it makes me sick. it sounds nothing like them. i'm dissapointed. :[
hahahaha these actually made me laugh and wished that i had witty friends who said things like this.
I just coughed.
I LOVE YOU ANDRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just thought I'd let you know. It's nice to hear every once in a while.

Have a great day.

*Ash
Thanks for not making the biggest dick move ever.
That is why you are so awesome.

By the way, how are you?
lol those are funny (:
Dear Andre,

I'm thinking of an update now just because of you. Feel special. Because you are. I heart you.

~katie
oops, I made a mistake. I am indeed "Sandre" ... momentary lapse of adequate brain-functioning due to too much graduate thesis-writing activitiy.

(sizzle, zap, sputter, fizz)
and #4 on Dania's list must have had you swooooooning.
...aka SANDRE!!!
My Christmas List
1. A puppy
2. A digital camera
3. Assorted gift cards
4. Socks
5. Perfume
6. An update from the famous Andre aka Korex aka Andie aka Funniest and most Intriguing 15 year old on the planet

:-)
I am ready for another update.
I was going to remind you that it's almost Christmas, but I see you've noticed it yourself.

You attentive young man.

*Ash
check out my diary
ahaha i looked at your diary name and thought it said Kotex lmao
Gah he rocks!
<3 chloe.
WHOA, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE!

Hah. Thanks Andre, it's greatly appreciated.

YOU DA BOMBEST OF DA BOMBAROOZIEZ.

And if either of us knew what that meant, I'm sure it'd be an incredibly meaningful statement.
[ish]
wow, you finally updated.

i thought this day would never come
It made me chuckle because my header picture says:"Ahhh! I can't see!" and then I said: "I seeeeeee you".

I think you are a grown-up stuck in a 15 year old's body. I work with teenagers on a daily basis and you are just light years beyond where they are.

That intrigues me.
I seeeeeee you.

Heh thanks, and yeah - im scottish..so that'd explain the britishness..Although. Im NOT posh!
<3 chloe
Yeah, I kinda caught the sarcasm. I was just being me.....
Wow - you were really upset I didn't update...LOL.
I didn't think you read that much.
I will keep that in mind.
Although, you are not really one to talk. I mean really "Andie".....

:-D
The Wallace and Grommit comment made me laugh.
And, of course, the "Andre you are so hot right now".
You're silly. I would tell you my birthdate so I could get a fun birthday entry but I try not to celebrate it most years. I don't like my birthday.

:-)
I thought this was a repeat of the old Happy Birthday Gretchen entry from another year.

Okay.
hahahahahahahahaha. you're pretty cool.
Could it be??!?!??!?
I am so in shock that I cannot put together an appropriate comment. I am also sleep deprived. I will leave you something inspired later on tonight.

I just....just can't believe it. *tear, sniff*

Sincerely,
Dania BFFAEAE