Especially for babies

"A great way to die would be if when you knew its your time to go, you just go up to the mountains at night, take off your clothes, and fall asleep to get eaten by wolves." "Unless the wolves got there early..." "Kidd!" "Or you'd probably end up being eaten by the insects." Another great way to die would be to be pounded to death then thrown into a window by a giant gorilla. I'm gonna go play War of the Monsters.
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hypothermia is the ideal death for me!
another good way to die is to be thrown into a pit of rabid slugs, or teething babies.

the diary rocks!
laur
Hey check out my site :)
nah. frats are for those who believe an education is second to tits and alcohol poisoning.

not my style.
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i ate grilled cheese yesterday
what a pleasant thought!
are you like... a jack handy knock-off?

-callie.
oh. well. that entry sounds jack handy-ish.

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Love the new info as well! I was cracking up, and the people here in the library were giving me the "this is the library, shut the hell up" looks.

Kate
Andre - is your site out of commision (I hope) -- haven't seen many personal entries from the self proclaimed genius "girl"/elf/clown lately.
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