Yin and Yang

My dad kicked ass. First and second periods I finish my LASS magazine article thingies. Thats good, foo. And dont you forget it. Third period I get my science test back. 63 out of 60. That's an A+, foo. And dont you forget it. Fourth period I get my math quiz back. 100%. That's an A+, foo. And dont you forget it. Fifth period we do fun stuff in drama. I got credit for the day and was jesus in one scene, thereby making Noah, my dad, god, foo. And dont you forget it. Sixth period was lunch. A survivor emerson thingie. It was a blast. The Surat Thai tribe won 9-3, foo. And dont you forget it. Seventh period was french. We wrote down sentences and used passe compose, foo. And dont you forget it. After that was advisory. I played handball and tetherball, foo. And dont you forget it. Then robotics. We finished 4 lab sheets, foo. And dont you forget it. So um. The survivor emerson thing was cool. First there were 7 matches of this hand game that's sorta like rock-paper-scissors. Its called 4-20-10 and I'm too lazy to explain it. Each match was worth 1 point. It was 4-3. Then they were given a list of items, seeing if they could find what they had in common. One team got 5 of the six, and the other went unanswered, so they won 9-3. Yay. They got the parrot taped to the top of a jones soda bottle. Here, see if you can guess em. 1. Elmo, The Rock, and Smeegle/Smeagol/Whatever the name of that guy from LOTR is 2. Blood, Strawberry, Stop sign 3. Shock, Fury, Tigers 4. Courtroom, Baseball dugout, Park 5. Ace + Gary, Ricky Martin, Michael Jackson 6. Door, Tree (only 2 items for this one) #1 isnt all on tv. #4 isnt all government owned #5 isnt all male (although its true) #6 isnt all wood (although its true) So. Guess. And post comments. (Oh, heres another: NBA, War, Novel)
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1. ???????
2. They're all red.
3. ???????
4. ???????
5. They're all ambiguously gay.
6. they're both solid objects that hurt when you run into them.

hehehe... =)
[Anonymous]
1. all freakish
2. all red
3. (beats me)
4. all have benches
5. all should be shot (but who is Ace & Gary?)
6. both wooden
whoa i didnt know other schools had advisory. its gay at our school. whats it like at yours
[Anonymous]
OOH! i know the first one! i was thinking about it right before i fell asleep and i got it.

they all refer to themselves as their own name. (ex. "Elmo is tired." "The rock will kick your ass" "smeagol likes fishes"
[Anonymous]