What Andre would look like if you were wearing glasses that made people turn into ninjas. Come on people, I'm not dead. Not only do I have a shnazzy new blue look, I had a great time at camp. For three days. Where was I the other 16? No idea. Stand-up comedy. Had you read my user info, you'd know that I'm a stand-up comic. I had my first performance at skit night yesterday, in front of 150 people. And I kicked ASS. Major ass. Not like, a little bit, or a demi-kick. A real huge kick into someone's actual gigantic ass. Everyone loved it. A lot. A lot a lot. I love it. Stand-up is my thing. I had another skit with lots of 8th graders. Now, the guys didnt think the skit was funny, so instead of Chris coming on dressed as Rolf, the computer guy, we kinda changed it a bit, and came out dressed as ninjas and sprayed them with silly string. You know, just a minor change. I think it worked out. Mikky has my hoodie. The end.