So, it's been about two months. The reason that I haven't updated more is because it would likely be terrible. The concepts would resemble the following list: Things Andre will accomplish but probably not write about 1. Open up "Ice Cold's Hotcakes" so they can sell like themselves 2. Change last name to Boyardee, attend cooking school 3. Practice minesweeper, attain official ranking of eight 4. Throw a surprise party for someone that's extra surprising because it's not their birthday 5. Sell a guaranteed-clean spraybottle product called OptiMist (groan) 6. Play a real-life simulation of The Sims 7. Tell Kim Jong Il that Greenland called him short 8. "Why should only Jewish people be allowed to have bar mitzvahs?" 9. Now! That's what I call overdoing it! Vol. 23 10. Present an exhibit of my gradeschool art class clay masterpieces (I might actually do that last one eventually) I do, however, have a couple aces up my sleeve. Those aces will hopefully turn into bomb entries. Don't touch that dial.