If I were a month, I'd be: April If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday If I were a time of day, I'd be: 10pm If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Jellyfish If I were a direction, I'd be: east If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: poofchair If I were a sin, I'd be: sloth If I were a celebrity i'd be: Will Farrel If I were a liquid, I'd be: mercury If I were a tree, I'd be: pine If I were a bird, I'd be: penguin If I were a tool, I'd be: hammer If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: bonsai If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: sunny If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Elf If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: cello If I were an animal, I'd be: penguin If I were a color, I'd be: light blue If I were an emotion, I'd be: apathy If I were a vegetable, I'd be: potato If I were a sound, I'd be: laughter If I were an element, I'd be: water If I were a car, I'd be: Rav-4 If I were a song, I'd be: Cadillac (mest) If I were a movie, I'd be: antitrust If I were a book, I'd be: Adventures of Blue Avenger If I were a food, I'd be: Grilled cheese If I were a place, I'd be: Watervale If I were a material, I'd be: cotton If I were a taste, I'd be: minty If I were a scent, I'd be: axe If I were a religion, I'd be: Jewish? maybe? If I were a word, I'd be: wasps If I were an object, I'd be: computer If I were a body part, I'd be: hands If I were a facial expression, I'd be: smirk If I were a subject in school, I'd be: math If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: invader zim If I were a shape, I'd be a: hyperbola If I were a number, I'd be: 8 or 13 Whoa-ho-ho, another one of these shnazzy thangs from another diary. And by the way, I got those cuts from my bike. Somehow. I dont know what part of the bike. But the bike.