Marky Mark

by korex
I was watching this news show this morning, and there was this tall stupid model girl on with the anchors, and she was really stupid. Really stupid. They interviewed Mark Walberg, host of Russian Roulette and Temptation Island. This is Mark Walberg: Now, they were talking to him about Temptation Island 3. Then, the model girl says "You were great in The Italian Job!" That is, of course, not the guy who was in The Italian Job. That would be Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg, who was not only in The Italian Job but also in Planet of the Apes. This is Mark Wahlberg: Now, I have an extremely low tolerance for stupid people. So you know what I did? I went over to FOX and shot her in the face. Then I took her money.
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hahahahaha
thank you for at least reading it.... it took a lotta guts for me to write that. i hope that "wow" wasnt a WOW your FUCKED UP.
oooh! i get it now! see, i thought you were referring to FOX as a woman when you said "I went over to FOX and shot her in the face."
ahaha..
please don't shoot me in the face for my stupidity. :D
~katie
this is over my head
pshyea ur right... stupid people should be shot right away. go go go! kill them all! ~stef [skichick1920]
[Anonymous]
what makes you so sure FOX is a woman, huh? what if it's a guy? and what if it's literally a fox?

i don't like stupid people, either. and i don't think i could shoot a fox in the face. that's just rude.

take care :)
~katie
Lol - yes, pale blue. Thanks, I needed a laugh like that. But you know, you're right.
But then, no one expects a ninja to wear pale blue anyway, making it an element of surprise.
Black is sooooo passe'. And there's so many different shades of black, don't even get me started.
Damnit, you are too funny. I'm adding you as a friend if you don't mind.
[Anonymous]
hehehehehehe. :D
[Anonymous]
Can I borrow your gun? Theres a few people Ive got my eye on...
--kyra, not signed in
[Anonymous]
stupid people shall die.
so like i was saying to my friend lindsey here, you're probably the most entertaining kid on this site .. probably.

no guarantees, kiddo.