Athiest Children Get Presents Day!

What I got for Christmas: Several PS2 Games DANCE DANCE REVOLUUUUUTIOOOON! Clothes Various puzzle stuff Money and gift cards I am timing this to be the VERY FIRST entry of the new year. I hope nobody else has this idea, so I am able to bask in the glory of being the first entry-writer or the new year. I think my fast internet connection will help this. Haha, I'm so lame. 12:00: It actually worked. I'm officialy the FIRST ENTRANT of 2005. Happy New Year, everyone. Oh, and I forgot to add: on the plane trip back, as we were walking out of the plane, the guy in front of me had a shirt on that had the EXACT same pattern as the (green plaid) boxers I was wearing. I laughed.
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I like the one where they're all in pre-K, and Tompkins "made a swear" and he runs away and then dies somehow! Hell, all the TGSs are pure gold, and completely, utterly true.

The one I posted stands out for me, though, back when I was 12.
green and armstrong. but i already told you that on aim. but whatever.
I don't remember half of the nineties, but it's funny nonetheless.

You need a change, my friend. It's waaaaaaaay past Yuletide.

Have a great day.

*Ash
pfff. you're lame.

OH SNAP
lol! awesome diary!! made me laugh!:) And it's totally cool that you like never get mad, i really don't get mad too often either, but when i do, back up... lol! Ooh, thanks for the comment about the background picture on my diary. Glad you like! later !

.:*Johna Lynn*:.
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Damn, Andre, I don't even know how many WOTD points you have!

But I do know that you rock out loud. Yep.

Have a great day.

*Ash
it took me forever to realize what you meant by "bee tee dub"

you're one clever boy.
okay well u commented on my dairy a long time ago but i wanted tot ell u that the only reason why i didn't update was that i had a new dairy
[Anonymous]
i just wanted to pee...
wats up
whooaaaaaa
im gonna google it and see if ur lyin to me :P. no the antlers dont make you look fat, dont worry lol
thx for the comment :)
oh yeah, and its like RIGHT there.... maybe it was a really random mistake?
then again it probably wasnt lol
I know, Andre... that's the third time you've rubbed it in my face. MOO.
i think you should get your hippie and pokemon name generators working, because i'm really rather interested in what i'd be.

thin mints are too good.
I like most of the stuff on the site, especially Puppet Time and The Cheat cartoons. I find that the older SB emails are better than the newer ones, and Strong Bad isn't as bad as he was once portrayed.
aw. well unfortunately, i will not be falling for you any time soon then. as hot as those antlers are...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha bah
haha little girls suck, especially when they randomly IM you and try to like pick a fight with you. They just don't know what they're in for. Oh well! :)
[Anonymous]
just thought i'd pee on the hydrant. it makes me sound like a cool kid.
[Anonymous]
yeah, i'm pretty badass, i know i know.
[Anonymous]
awe i still freakin love ur page! the antlers actually dont make u look fat! muah!
Yes, it would be awfully redundant.

And I'd have to report you the Department of Redundancy Department.

HAHA OHHHHHH CLEVERRRR.
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I thought you were kidddding when you said you didn't know what a whoopie pie was... but then I talked w/ a girl on my bball team and she said they were kinda a "maine thing"
thats crazy... everyone should eat themmm! ah there so good.. like .. i can not describe it right now. Eat one todayy!
The bear suit still doesn't beat your antlers, though.

Toooooo sexxxxyyyy! (like the antonio banderas skits on SNL. if you haven't seen them, then...nevermind it.)

DDR????
[Anonymous]
That's clever! I garuntee you won't post another entry for a month or two, making you not only the first entrant of 2005 but the entrant with the least motivation to write AND biggest comment-whore. Huzzah!
I don't think so, Mr. Gets-a-good-50-comments-per-entry.
your entry says "december 31, 2004" at the top, though. hmm..

and yes, the antlers make you look humungous. lardo.

merry holiday season time.

~katie
that's wicked. comment anytime. hasta luego.
actually... yes they do make you look fat... LoL

everyone got DDR except me! F- Santa in the butt!
that's a lie.

It was 2005 here 16 hours before it was 2005 in anywhere Eastern time. 17 hours before anywhere in the midwest. 18 hours before anywhere in mountain time. 19 hours before anywhere in pacific. :P
Hmm...

I had sentences for a comment thought out as I read the entry, but now they've seemed to slip my mind completely. Oh well.

I so received DDR as well. But I asked for DDR Max 2, and instead got the first one that ever came out for Playstation. Its cool though, yo...it's cool.

Ah yes and as I am sure you've already realized, your entry said it was still the 31st. Ohhhhhhhhhhsnap.
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Congrats on being the very first entry of 2005.

But dude, that's kinda lame. Lame, but very very dedicated. :P

Have a great day.

*Ash
ha, whatever, time in general is bullshit.
that doesn't stop the fact that the sun shines here before it gets to you.
Time is arbitrary! oooooh.
big words. im so great.
wow, you are nuts. (but I must admit, I wish I had thought of doing the first entry of the new year)
that's hot.
damn rights... down with the metric system!!!
you enjoy that?
[Anonymous]
lol i love ur diary its rly kool lol the antles dont make u look fat
-Andrea
Date of entry: December 31, 2004

Nice try dumbass.
yess, her real name is rainbow. she despises it greatly. i call her that because it's her name.

Fatty McFatantlers-Fatfat.
i usually do call her rainbow constantly, seeing as how that is her name and all. she still hates it, though. you should change your name to rainbow.
It's not us Canadians (And all of Europe, might I add) with our metric system and superfluous 'U's, it's you lazy Americans who stopped using both when you came to this god-forsaken continent. Bwahahahahahaha.
Oh, and that wasn't the result of my mad photoshopping abilities. It was an online tombstone generator.
If that is indeed the case, our prime minister's name is Jean Poutine according to George Bush in a fabulous episode of Rick Mercer's "TALKING TO AMERICANS!"

Hilarious show, by the way.

I wonder if you Americans have a show called "Talking to Canadians"? It's probably a half-hour of some American dude poking fun at our accents or something. Right?

In conclusion, up yours, we've got free healthcare. ^.^