Have you ever seen that shirt, "I'm only wearing black until they come up with something darker?" Well... http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/01/080122154610.htm "Blacker Than Black: Darkest Manmade Material Ever Made" Suck on that, antisocial kids who choose to parade their antisocial nature with somewhat witty shirts! Now your shirt must read "I'm only wearing a thin coating comprised of low-density arrays of loosely vertically-aligned carbon nanotubes until they make something darker." You're not a liar, are you? Didn't think so.