100 reasons to tell that you are a horse lover. 1. You love horses with all your heart. 2. You talk about horses all the time 3. You call your favorite horse your baby 4. Your friends get sick of you talking about horses. 5. The mood of the whole week after the lesson is depended on the way your lesson turned out. 6. You have Chicken Soup for the Horse lovers soul 7. You think that any horse is beautiful. 8. Your Halloween costume is a horse back rider. 9. You make your bed into a saddle rack. 10. You have posters of horses in your room. 11. The smell of horse manure doesn’t bother you. 12. Your favorite place to be is your stable. 13. You talk to a horse about how your day went that day. 14. You go to a horse show and point out when a person rides wrong. 15. You know what a Diagonal is and know how to fix it. 16. You click your tongue when you want someone to move. 17. When you need to jog you think trot. 18. You run around your house like a horse. 19. You count down the days till your lesson. 20. If your sick and don’t go to school you still go to your horse back riding lesson. 21. You have a lot of shirts with horses or horse related themes on them. 22. Your bedspread and sheets are horse related. 23. You have so many stuffed animal horses you can’t count them all. 24. When you listen to music (Classical) you think of horses a lot of the time. 25. You have every movie that is horse related. 26. You save pictures to your computer of horses. 27. You are in 4-H for horses. 28. The highlight of your week is your horse back riding lesson. 29. You wonder what you would look like as a horse. 30. You wonder what your friends would look like as a horse. 31. You draw pictures of horses all the time. 32. You write notes about how much you love your favorite horse all over your binders. 33. When you leave your stable you are forced to take pictures of every horse in your stable because it would break your heart. 34. You hug your horse, 35. You think your horse can hug you. 36. You think your horse can talk. 37. You congratulate your horse every time even if they didn’t do very well. 38. You kiss your horse. 39. You love your horse so much you want to marry it. 40. You hate the fact that people eat horse meat. 41. You love the smell of your stable. 42. Your Idea of a great vacation must involve you getting to ride a horse at least once. 43. You name horses in video games after your favorite horses at your stable. 44. You pretend to be riding a horse on one of your stuffed animals. 45. If someone starts a conversation about horses it could last forever. 46. Your Idea of a great time is riding a horse with your friends on the beach. 47. You make sims out of your horses, 48. You make up nick names for horses. 49. You have a picture of your favorite horse and you look at it when your sad. 50. Your horse makes you feel happy, 51. You don’t think that pulling the mane or slapping a horse will hurt them. 52. You have show ribbons hanging around your room. 53. Your calendar is a horse calendar. 54. You know what a roman nose is. 55. You think the horse is a god. 56. You try to make all your school work relate somehow to horses, 57. You day dream about horses. 58. You wish you could steal your favorite horse from the stable. 59. You know what a frog is (on a horse). 60. If you have an after life you want to be a horse. 61. You love the term pony tail. 62. You have a ton of books on horses. 63. You want to know everything about horses. 64. You search the internet for videos of horses for sale just to see there gaits. 65. You are bored one day so you start to beat your leg with your bat. 66. You wear your briefs under your jeans at school so you won’t be late for horse back riding. 67. Your friends and you plan make-up lessons on the same day. 68. If your friend needs help in horse back riding you’ll help them. 69. You’ve fallen off many times. 70. You think falling off is fun. 71. You consider a horse that is bucking and kicking to be a fun horse and think that it will be a fun ride. 72. You know all the breeds. 73. You know all the colors. 74. You know all the markings. 75. You know all the things that could be wrong about a horse. 76. You have a horse charm on your charm bracelet. 77. You like the sound of hooves on the ground. 78. You want to be able to show your friends your horse and have them enjoy it. 79. You feel bad for people who are allergic to horses. 80. You love it when a horse is lying down because it’s just so adorable. 81. Your parents get irritated when you talk about horses. 82. You love it when horses do funny things. 83. You think your dog is like a horse. 84. Your stomach doesn’t hurt when you do posting trot. 85. You can do stuff without stirrups. 86. You are totally horse obsessed. 87. You wish your horse was your boyfriend. 88. You make up a favorite horse markings colors breed and all. 89. You try to find your favorite horse on the internet. 90. You make a website honoring your favorite horse. 91. You imagine yourself on the prettiest horse in the world. 92. You watch the equine Olympics. 93. You go to horse back riding camp. 94. You have a bag that you made that relates to horses. 95. You find yourself dreaming about owning a horse. 96. You envy someone who leases/owns a horse. 97. Your room is full of stuff relating to horses, 98. You love your horse forever. 99. You know all the body parts of the horse. 100. You think of 99 reasons to tell that you’re a horse lover.