Friday the 13th strikes me in the form of a hamburger

Mmm....burger.... I never eat hamburgers anymore. We just got food from The Habit for the peoples that are helping my dad clean out his shop and move all the shit out. I got a burger with avocado on it. Mmmmmm...... OH MY LORD. I just ate a pickle. There is no god. I thought I picked all of them off. Apparently I was very veeeery wrong. Oh. Gross. Eww. Disgust. Blech. JESUS CHRIST. Not just part of a pickle THE ENTIRE THING. Ugh. Ok *ptoo* (spitting sound effect) That's what I get for ordering something so unhealthy. Dammit. OH FUCK I JUST BIT THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH. What the fuck??? Today just isn't the right day to eat hamburgers. At least not for me. Oh ouch. Owwwww..... That's it I give up. So much for the hamburger. And it's 8:11.
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