I raped your mother today...

Listening to: Suicidal Tendencies
Haha I'm a dumbass. I was looking at my new iPod adapter thingay that I got from Brookstone today, right? And it has this leeetle remote that came with it. But....I didn't know where to put the battery. So I found this little slot at the bottom but I wasn't sure if that was it so I was messing with it and I finally got it. Naturally, I had to savor my moment of triumph and I held it up in the air. YES! Apparently the battery was included and it went flying. NOOO!!! Of course Jordan found this to be extremely amusing... But....but it wasn't quite as good as what she said to Justin on this one site we were having a conversation on. Justin and this dude Marco were fighting over Jordan and Justin was just getting way too....creepy...stalkerish....and he started talking about how he was the only one who knew how good he was in bed and Jordan was like.......Justin? You wouldn't even know how good you are in bed, aren't you still a virgin? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA oh my lord. Yeah it made my day. Jordan is my hero. Oh oh and so is Adam West. (Oh and the title? Jordan's listening to a song. That was the line of the song that I heard. I suck at title-ing.)
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