Strange Survey...

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?::	No. That\'s kinda gross and I\'m pretty sure it wouldn\'t work.
What\'s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you\'ve dated?::	Like 2 and a half years I think?
Ever been in a car wreck?::	Crash, not a wreck.
Were you popular in high school?::	Not particularly. I knew a lot of people but not like...insanely popular...
Have you ever been on a blind date?::	I\'ve pretty much refused to go.
Are looks important?::	Yes. To an extent.
Do you have any friends that you have known for 10 years or more?::	Ha no.
By what age would you like to be married?::	If I get married, hopefully before 25 or 27
Does the number of people a person has slept with affect your view of them?::	Well yeah but it depends. Like if they had slept with 100+ people I might see them a bit...differently
Have you ever made a mistake?::	No.
Are you a good tipper?::	Sometimes too good, I\'m afraid
What is the most amount you\'ve ever spent on a haircut?::	$80. Just the cut, this is why I dye it my myself.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?::	Pshyeah
Have you ever peed in public?::	Public...bathrooms? Sure. Or like...on somebody\'s front lawn? No.
What song do you want played at your funeral?::	I don\'t plan on dying, so I\'m afraid I haven\'t thought much about it.
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?::	They wouldn\'t care so probably
What would your last meal be before getting executed?::	Uuh....god I don\'t know.
Beatles or Stones?::	I\'m not particularly fond of either one.
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?::	Ha dude that\'s not fair. There are too many.
Beer, wine or hard liquor?::	Hard liquor, duh...
Do you have any phobias?::	Neeeeedles
What are your plans for the future?::	Get a better job. Live somewhere else. Not die.
Do you walk around the house naked?::	...no.
If you were an animal what would you be?::	Yeah I\'ve always thought this was a pointless question.
Hair color you like on someone you\'re dating?::	Whatever.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?::	Ugh. I love music but I wouldn\'t be able to draw if I were blind...or watch movies...
Do you have any special talents?::	Nope. I\'m basically worthless.
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?::	Shut the door?
Do you like horror or comedy?::	Both.
Are you missing anyone?::	Not really no.
If you weren\'t straight, what person of the same sex would you do?::	Eww...
Where do you want to live when you are old?::	In an insanely large house with lots of people I can boss around.
Who is the person you can count on the most?::	Me?
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?::	Oh please...like Jordan said - there\'s a list.
What did you dream last night?::	I don\'t think I had time to. My dog kept barking and the cat kept making noise. So I kept having to get up and stuff.
What is your favorite sport to watch?::	Boxing maybe.
Are you named after anyone?::	Nope. But Steve is named after a retarded relative...
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?::	Eh tequila probably
Non alcoholic drink?::	Passion Tea Lemonade
Have you ever been in love?::	I simply won\'t answer this truthfully. Don\'t worry about it.
Do you sing in the shower?::	No.
Have you ever been arrested?::	No?
What is your favorite Holiday?::	Christmas. Especially now that people give me money instead of toys or clothing or whatever.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?::	Yep.
Have you ever caught a fish?::	Yeah. Fishing is fun. It\'s just sad when the fish suffocate...

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