I found this online, and it's awesome. I love it, so I'm gonna post it so all my friends can read it lol. Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. ;) I love that, because it's true...more so than the sappy "I'll pick you up when you fall, I'm your shoulder to cry on" etc. That's true as well, I'm there for my friends, but I'm not sappy about it. So, Sam, Monica, Krystyna and everyone I'm too lazy to type - this is for you. Love ya like sisters! (without all the fighting like real sisters lol).