So...On my way home from work, I get pulled over, right. The female cop...also known as The Bitch Cunt Whore...says that my license plate light is out and the license plate cover is "obstructing the view" of my license plate... So I'm like ok...
So she gives me a ticket for no insurance (I have it, I just didn't have my card with me) and the light being "out"...so being the smart ass that I am, I ask her to please assist me in taking the plate cover off of my car. She HAS TO say "Yes"...eventhough I KNOW she didn't want to. (HA YOU BITCH CUNT WHORE COP!) Anyway, when I get to the tail end of my car to take the cover off...low and behold...what do I see? A license plate light SHINNING ON MY LICENSE PLATE! And I'm like..."Hey, I thought you pulled me over because I didn't have one of these!" And she is like "Oh well then it's your dirty license plate cover..." And I'm like..."Then give me a ticket for my car being dirty...not for NOT having a light that I HAVE!" And so...she took the license plate light thing off the ticket and now all I have to do is prove I have insurance. So the bitch cunt whore cop ended up pulling me over because my car was dirty and giving me a ticket for something that will be dismissed anyway...fucking bitch! I hate cops.... I mean, didn't this bitch have rapist and drug dealers to catch? And they wonder why Houston is so fucked up! Because they have Bitch Cunt Whores for cops...and Asshole Dick Heads for cops...They are all fired! HA! I should be mayor of Houston. It's going to be called Brandy-ville...and Only people named Brandy or Sam can eat at Wing-Stop and only people named Dallas can drive a nasty colored green Honda...because EVERYONE has a car like Dallas' and I ALWAYS think it's him, when it's not...quite disappointing...
So Yeah...I lost my ball to my peircing at Waffle House. My night sucked. It's a good think I made over $200 because I would have been pissed if I hadn't made money and had a shitty night....
k, bye
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