My background reads as follows: A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali. DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, me name’s Dave.” DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?” Caller: “Goan…spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced ‘go-an’.” DJ: “…You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?” Caller: “Goan f**k yourself!” The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until: DJ: “96FM, What’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, my name’s Jeff.” DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?” Caller: “Smee…spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.” DJ: “…You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?” Caller: “Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!” HA! Man, that is funny….. B