1/2 alive....but mostly dead....

Sometimes I just HATE you. Sometimes I want to kick you so HARD in the FACE that your GRANDKIDS baby teeth fly out! What gives YOU the right to spawn and then fly off... what are you, some sort of super fertile super hero? NO! YOU ARE TDCJ SLAVE #12*31*5. Nothing Speacial, Right? Well, after tonight...I JUST WANT TO PRINT NIKE ACROSS YOUR FOREHEAD AND CALL IT A DAY. *Maybe tomorrow I will feel better* All These Years... She likes adventure with security And more than one man can provide She planned adventure feeling sure that he Would not be home till after five He turned on the lights and turned them off again And said the one thing he could say All these years, where have I been Well, I've been down the road to work and home again And I'm still here and till I'm gone Don't you rub it in too hard that I've been wrong All these years She said, "Youre not the man you used to be" And he said, "Neither is this guy" She said, "There's some things you refuse to see But I guess sometimes so do I" She made no excuse why she was lying there She said the one thing she could say All these years, what have I done I've made your supper and your daughter and your son Still I'm here and still confused But I can finally see how much I stand to lose All these years I'm still here and so confused But I can finally see how much I stand to lose All these years and did I mention how this whole thing is YOUR fault? well, I guess I will just have to keep throwing it now won't I? B
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i suppose if my face were to be branded with something, nike would probably pay the most for the advertising.
i suppose.... how big is your foot, then?
Girl, you're confusing.

Obviously you've got something going on with J-Rod.

But don't kick him so hard that Levi's kids feel it.

I mean they're your grandkids, too!

i love you and i don't get the whole slip n slide thing.
if god didnt exist would it be necessary to invent him
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why do yu people ask me all the questions you have about Jesus Christ?? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...FIND A PRIEST, PASTOR, NUN... whatever...I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE AND I DON'T HAVE THE TIME NOR DESIRE TO ANSWER YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS.... do me a favor and ask your school nurse about Ebola... maybe you'll have more fun.