this is a list of inside jokes between me and my friends. I'm sure there are a lot that aren't on here so let me know if I leave any out mike & ikes - soapy marshmallows - flip flop hikes - panoodles (a.k.a. panoddles) - square - "whore" - NO! NOT THE GOOSE! - "happy punch" - throwing darts into walls - "Don't die on me NICK!!!" - M&M's - the other M&M's - staying up til 2 AM on aim during the summer - Nazi's from Ghost Recon - "C&M are lesbians!" - EVIL FUTON!! - midnight doses of stuff that made me high - LASER TAG!!! - sunburn - "I really need my D/L fix" - "OMG THE KILLED KATE!!!!" - too pissed for words - throwing sand at little boys - CSI: Crime Scene Investigation - sour patch kid fights - code red - CoFfEe - "clap at 9!!" - stalker - thick pizza (it needed more cheese) - Bottoms Up - "Pancho Men" - walks to CVS - giant "balls" - TARGET - stupid fights - late nights - watching gilmore girls at 5AM - Heather n' Grissom sittin in a tree - Pepperoni ("i can't believe i ate that whooooole thing....") - "slut puppy" - "go F*** a tree!!!" - "50.... no, 75% MAC & CHEESE!" - Leroy Jethro - Dancing in the snow - DUCKS! - "I saw TWO flakes!!!!" - Gilmore Girls - "My dog ate my homework... literally!" - wildlife... that we now know doesn't exist in the winter - community lunch - "manwhore" - my Wicked awsome's in all their awsomeness - failing the "other" language - "The triangle that is ruining my life!" - IGUARDO!!! (he never stays out of my pants!) - Alfred, and Alfred Jr., and Alfred II.... R.I.P. - "SAVE THE WHALES!" - "Gibbs is a MANWHORE!!" - BlAcK eYeD pEa - crime scene tape and mock murders - "STEAL THE BABY JESUS!" - trippin on dead guys - comercial break - sexy italian!!! ("but is he sexy NOW? huh?" "Heather that's GRISSOM!!") - gorrila stickers - WOOD!!! - "I think i left my phone in that dumpster a couple hundred miles back..." - LOL.... YEP.... LOL.... YEP - "WAIT A SECOND....you don't have a coffee maker?!?" - "We could soooooooooo get arrested for this..." - GREG voodoo doll - smashing goose eggs.... posing drunk.... - "ShOrT PiMp" - tennis - Curly Noodle - That picture of us high - camping out in a tent in the rain - looking for that animal that didn't exist - swimming in the lake when it's below zero - the whores of America are uniting against us - Magnum Crackers - crackers and bologna - "Show me your stepper face!" - Power-Aid machines - Oompa Loompa - "How the heck did he do that?" - Happy Corner - our teacher is obessed with Hitler - OPIUM!!!!! - Shaka - "Where'd the monkey come from?" - "He grabbed my ass Heather!" - tickle fights (I swear they thought we were doing something else) - my 3am buddy - Snails move faster - OMG! Miles chopped all his hair off! - NATHEN! - oh my god the drama - Fungsway! - AMEN! (in regards to evolution of course) - "DO IT AGAIN!" - Alfred, Sr. - Alfred, Jr. - Alfred, the other one - my termite is high! - getting "drunk" @ Crump Park - the rapist - Goose Eggs - FLACK is too real! - I can hear the moans of plesure - Rhombus - papercranes - "let's throw Heather" - big tall black guy that hangs w/ the drunk! - the Fungsway affect - raised in the ghetto homi - OMG! Daniel just shut-up! - well i'm a father and no one can tell me what kind of dressing i put on my kids salad - "This is why, this should be your next TV!" - the shower scene (which I don't recall ever happening) - Homi Elf - John's sunglasses - "Why do you have two pairs of sunglasses?" "Because that's how the Opium Whores do it." - Panic buttons - breast milk and the FDA - "North Carolina here we come!" - Greg's hair! - And Lindsay's too! - the Mexican Adventures - concentrated sewer water - sister from another mister - Illegal downloading - Mr. E smokes pot - Rockstars is what we are (referring to the Opium Whores) - AGGGGGG! - worst story ever! STAB STAB - Mile High Club - TripleEE - "No, it's Emilee, with TWO e's!" - ripped jeans - there's a giant hole in my butt - fences - braking in - "Fred just leave already!" - comic strips ~~ as for today French : boring Geometry : that quiz killed me. I couldn't think b/c I felt so bad Health : sat there Lunch : I left @ one b/c I felt so bad ~~ came home and slept all afternoon. then ate pizza, listened to music. did Kelsey's b-day gift, talked to Heather, watched EXMHE, talked to Heather and TripleEE ~~ exciting I know