I'm Jones-ing for a Keith's.

It's a Canadian thing so you might not understand.

Kinda like your understanding of well-played hockey.

That was cruel and I apologize.

If it helps, an American team with mostly Canadian and Nordic players will probably win the cup.

In sports, it's a money thing and US franchises generate a lot of it.

An old man told me today that unemployment in Flordia is hovering around 13%.

Not Cool.