"You can be mad in the mornin. I'll take back what I said/just dont leave me alone here, its cold baby come back to bed." Howdy all. I am pretty damned bored right now. Life has been, needless to say, pretty boring. Though not that everything is boring, thats just how it is at this point in time. The new John Mayer CD is pretty beastly. Like, amazing to the extent that baby farm animals should be sacrificed in its worship. So, some lady here in AZ had a lottery ticket for $156 Million. Well, not that she had it, it's that she once had it. She dropped it in a parking lot a few days prior to the drawing. Now her lawyers are trying to prove that she owned it "at one point". Based on that logic, the indian 7-11 clerk that sold it to her should now have enough money to fund a small liberal-arts college. God I hope she was already rich, the irony in that would be enough as to inspire a made-for-tv movie of some sort. Or maybe a book of sonnets, either would suffice. The entire phoenix-metro area was "punked" (I use this term loosely) today when there was a rumor that our gas pipeline from tuscon had busted again. This happened in summer and raised gas prices significantly at one point. You would have spent less money shipping yourself to work every-morning UPS style. This includes coffee, doughnuts, and makeshift bathroom in the box's corner. But, since there in no crisis now, that is neither here nor there. Anyway, thats enough for my rant today. I'll catch up with you people a little later. -Jack B. Nimble, feeling "gassed". No, not like that.