We say we are committed to science, but where are the halls of justice, filled with governing councils of serum-created superpatriots, part-android teenagers, and scantily clad femaliens sworn to protect us? Among all the federal, state, and local authorities in place today to protect the public, there is not one individual who is undersea-adapted, animal-bred, or high-tech-archery-themed. Not one agency devoted to the public interest is staffed by a genetic mutant. Even the utility belts we equip our police officers with lack bat-radio-transceiver technology. We can no longer deny the facts: We need code-named heroes to fight the super-villains of tomorrow. Unless our government prioritizes scientific research and its resulting freak accidents, we have no one but ourselves to blame when we are unable to protect ourselves from robot executioners, giant creatures from the Earth's core, or invasions from the Skrull Empire. ---Spring break begins, and during said time I am going to attempt to forget all about school. I need to jump start (hell, make that just plain start) my love life. It's been a long time dead. Yeah sure I flirt my ass off, but it never goes much of anywhere. Do I doom myself with decision? I ask you: what kind if girl do ya'll see me with? Help me help myself.