Yeah, alright. So I don't even know how to explain it. And I don't like metaphors because they are lies.
But I'm incredibly happy right now. In my life, everything. It's amazing.
M: I'm so happy right now
B: Me too
M: I'm happier than you
B: No you're not
M: Why not?
B: Because I'm JABBING YOU. (proceeds to jab me in the ribs)
asshole.
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