we take saddam and we strap his ass to a chair. we shoot his ass up with sodium chloride and whip out the razor, a salt-shaker, and a bottle of alchohol. we make small cuts (up to 1 inch) in sensitive areas around his body. around his nipples, on his penis and scrotum, behind his ears, under his fingernails and the tips of his fingers. you rub the sal in the places you wanna rub salt and dip his finger and his wang in alchohol. i bet he sings like a fucking canary. after you wring him out for all he's worth you lock his ass in a steel room with a snub-nose S&W .38 and let him think it all over for 24 hours. then, if he actually has the balls to go out with his pride and with some shred of dignity and honor, and after you have brought in upstanding members of every city, town little village and goat stand in Iraq, alerted the media and done the prep work, you hang his ass, in Baghdad, from 13 feet on a noose with 13 loops, and leave him to hang by the neck until he is dead. all of this should be broadcast via the news media, reported via the papers, and seen live in the city on Jumbo-trons. i think he has the right to that much dignity and humanity. the tyrannical fuck. fuck the UN. fuck france and germany and russia, and fuck treating monsters like they are human. peace love and marijuana sauce...