1. Full Name: Joshua Garcia Gomez 2. Nicknames: Madonna 3. Age: 16 4. Birthday: 6.13.1988 5. Height: 5'8-5'9ish 6. Eye Color: Brown 7. Hair color: Brown 8. What you remember most about this year: I remember everything, you bitch. 9. Favorite TV shows: Lexx, Invader ZIM, X-Files, King of Queens, MADtv 10. Do you consider yourself hot or cute?: No. 11. Do you believe in yourself: Yes. 12. Scariest person: Your mom. 13. Worst feeling in the world: Sex with your mom. 14. Best feeling in the world: Sex with your dad. 15. Favorite thing to do on the weekend: Movies, something I haven't done yet, or just being with a friend. 16. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Inside of you. 17. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?: "What was I thinking?" No actually, it was after morning when I woke up. 18. Future son names: Wednesday 19. Future daughter names: Morticia Lenore 20. Favorite flower: All of 'em :-) 21. Do you like to drive: Yes, whenever I do. 22. What is your favorite TV station: That porn channel... 23. What is your favorite brand of clothes?: I don't know. I don't care, so long as they're pretty. 24. Last movie you saw in theaters: The Exorcist 25. What color sheets do you have on your bed: White. They were pink... 26. Do u drink: Water, juice. 27. Shampoo or conditioner: I have like three or four different kinds right now. 28. What is your favorite thing in your room?: All of it. 29. Do u make fun of people: Haha. Yeah. Some people need it ;- 30. Favorite color: Pink [And black if that counts] 31. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: Not a serious one. 32. Favorite Disney Character: DISNEY SUCKS! BOYCOTT IT! 33. How many pillows? I have three on my bed at the moment. 34. Pets: A fish and a dog. I love my little Shnookums. Yech I do..yeeeah. mmmhm. His name be Frisky. I've had so many over the years though.. OH! My pet dead shark, Karl. I love him too. :-) 35. Favorite Type of Music: "metal." Sometimes other stuff. 36. Hobbies: I like a lot of things that aren't sports. :-) 37. Dream Car: I'd like an Exterra, actually. 38. Type of Car u drive now: :-(. That and my mom's Firebird sometimes. 39. Phrase or words you use: "When da goods ain't floppin,' keep on walkin.'" Me-so funny. 40. Toothpaste: "wtf." Die already. 41. Favorite Food: cheese sandwiches. 42. Boyfriend/Girlfriend?: Erika. 43. Piercings or tattoos?: Want some. 44. How do you characterize yourself: The greatest thing ever invented. Need I say more? 45. Do you get along with your parents?: Yes. 46. Do u go to private school?: No! 47. Favorite Ice Cream: PET cookies n' cream. Oh my fucking God, you guys. It may be an off brand but it is the best. Buy some. 48. Favorite Drink: I don't like sodas. 49. What's your bedtime: -:-- Wheneva. 50. Favorite Song at the moment: Oh so many. 51. Favorite Subject in high school: Art at the moment. 52. Are your parents divorced?: Yes. 53. Least Favorite Subject: Hm... 54. Favorite Alcoholic Drink: I don't drink, but I do want to try Absinthe. 55. Favorite Sport to watch: Haha. Fuck you. 56. Most humiliating moment: That time someone chopped up my balls and ate them in front of all my friends. :'( 57. What do u look for in the opposite sex: A penis 'cause that'd be fucking awkward. 58. Who do u hate?: You. And yo' mama. 59. Are you going out with someone?: I said Erika. How many times you gonna ask? 60. If not, who are you crushin' over: I have my hand on the trigger. Try me, bitch. :-) 61. How many people are on your buddy list?: AIM: was like 200, now it's not so many [stalker]. Yahoo: 30. 62. What grades do you get in school?: They're allright. 63. What radio station do u listen to?: Radio stations suck, mostly. 64. Who is your favorite celebrity?: Marilyn Manson, foo. 65. What is your favorite kind of pizza?: Cheese. 66. Who is your online crush?: Oh my Lord. This is why I stopped sleeping with you. 67. What kinds of clothes do you wear?: Pretty ones. ;-) That are sadly from Hot Topic. :( 68. Do you collect anything?: McFarlane toys. Yeah, bitch. [Look up the Tortured Souls collection by Clive Barker]. 69. What is your favorite movie?: SO MANY! Quiz me. 70. What is your favorite basketball team?: I'll give you ten seconds to get out of my face. 71. What is your favorite baseball team?: You're going down, slut. 72. What is your favorite football team?: Oh yeah, let me find where you live >;( 73. What do u want to be when you grow up?: A Galastic Warrior, holmes. 74. What college do u want to go to?: Some art college in some location. 75. What are your favorite stores: Ugh. Don't ask me this...I think you know. ;- 76. What is your favorite mall?: Cross Creek Mall, I guess. ;- 77. What is your favorite thing to do?: Shot you in the head. 78. What do u like to do on weekends?: I swear you've asked me this already.. 79. Who are your boys/girls?: I sell my body on the street. :-( 80. What is your favorite restaurant?: Anywhere that will serve me a baked potato and a salad. 81. What shoe size?: 9.5 82. What are you wearing right now: Gee-Golly-Damn you're a pervert. But right now I'm in boxers. 83. What is your favorite type of food: Whatever tastes good that doesn't have meat in it. 84. Do u wear glasses?: Yes :-( 85. Are you happy?: Yes. 86. Do you have any friends?: I think so. ;- 87. What do people think of you?: I'm annoying, geeky, sometimes scary, delicious, crunchy on the outside until you get to the nuget center. 88. Do you have a TV in your room?: Yep. 89. What color are your walls?: White :-( 90. What size bed do u have?: Teh Kingzzz 91. What school do u go to?: RSHS 92. What grade are you in?: 11 93. Do you have your own phone line?: No, but I might get one sometime in the very near future... 94. Do you believe in love at first site?: No. Haha you said site. 95. Are you afraid of the dark?: No, actually I love the dark. Oh, the stories I have... 96. What is your favorite holiday?: Halloween. 97. Who do u talk to on the phone with the most?: Erika. 98. What is your favorite day of the week?: Depends on its contents. 99. What is your favorite time of day?: NIGHT 100. How does it feel to reach 100 questions?: I didn't know you could count that high. 101. What is your favorite amusement park?: Carowinds? 102. Do you enjoy taking these surveys?: This is the first one. 103. Whose your favorite teacher?: Mrs. Perkins, That Dunlap lady. 104. What is your favorite shirt?: Don't know. 105. What are your favorite pants: Don't know. 106. Do you have a brother or sister: Two half brothers; a half sister. 107. What is your favorite city?: --- 108. What is your favorite place to go on Vacation?: Uh.. I've been to a few interesting places.. 109. What is your favorite talk show?: Eh.. 110. Do you belong to any clubs?: Don't think so.. 111. What is your wish that still never came true?: That I could get a piece of your sweet ass :( 112. What is your favorite supermarket?: Haha. Fag. 113. Who is the most ugly person you ever saw?: Your mom. Also why I don't sleep with her anymore. 114. What do u enjoy doing the most?: THE ROBOT! boom shocka-locka-shocka-locka. woooo. 115. Who are your best friends? Aw. Nobody really talks to me anymore. So Erika, Brandon Butler, Kelly [Krispie Kreme Klub ;D], Lisa. 116. Your best friends of the opposite sex?: Haha. I just named them. 117. Are you annoyed at someone right now?: Not really. Annoyed at SOMETHING. 118. What is your favorite candy?: No clue. 119. Who thinks that they r friends with u, but there not?: i juss no taht i dun liek u 120. What's you favorite month?: My favorite TIME of the month is when I'm on my period. 121. What is your favorite number?: 1, 3, 7, 13, so many. 122. If you could have any pet what would it be?: You. 123. What do you want for Christmas?: Haha. Oh man. Don't even get me started. 124: How long did it take you to fill this out?: 50 MILLION years. 125. Favorite quote: I actually like a lot of quotes, sadly. 126. Favorite book: How to Make Love in 482 Ways. 127. If u could tell the world one thing about ur friends and urself what would it be?: I shat in the meatloaf. shhhhh!