So like. I got tired of the way my diary looked, so with the inspiration of a kind Miss Pinktoenails, I changed it. Thank you'sa. Other than that I have nothing interesting to say. I stayed home today. Messed around the house. Well, I went out once, but otherwise I did practically nothing. And nothing that was productive. _____________________________ I got raped by Spencer, though. _____________________________ That's what Kelly wants to hear anyway. _____________________________ Spencer's a total dreamboat. Grawr. _____________________________ And what about that Mel Gibson guy, huh? _____________________________ Or Tom Hanks. _____________________________ Kelly likes Tom Hanks. _____________________________ Take me, Tom Hanks, take me like you mean it. _____________________________ I'm sorry to tell you, Kelly... _____________________________ But Tom Hanks likes me better than you. _____________________________ x+y+z=The Passion of the Ladykillers _____________________________ x=me _____________________________ Wait. _____________________________ Ew. I'm making myself sick. _____________________________ What's wrong with me? _____________________________ Kelly, you can have Mel Gibson and Tom Hanks. _____________________________ You can have Spencer, too. _____________________________ You know, 'cause she's into you and all. _____________________________ Cover her in red paint. _____________________________ It'd be like doing it with the Kool-Aid Man. _____________________________ Oooh yeah! _____________________________ Except one has a penis, and the other doesn't. _____________________________ Of course, I'm talking about Spencer. _____________________________ Kelly. _____________________________ I'm gonna stop this entry now, 'kay? _____________________________ It's making me a little bit retarded. _____________________________ I don't know why I started it. _____________________________ Boardumb _____________________________ Okay, _____________________________ Bye ever-body. _____________________________ Goodbye. _____________________________ -I'm Kelly, you just don't know it yet.