Okay, so anyway. I actually don't care about this anymore, but I felt like sharing a laugh. This is pretty old news, so you know. Like me'sa said, I don't care about this, and it's really nothing anymore. It' just so funny, I wanted everyone to hear before it got TOO old. Okay, so a couple Tuesdays ago my friend, Brittany, girlfriend Erika, and I went to Subway after a movie. It was about 9:50 and they were about to close. There were two workers there, and they were relaxed talkin' to this woman that was just sitting their, with some monster looking guy sitting next to her (Her son maybe). Allright, so they get a little pissed because closing is about to take place, and they don't feel like working anymore. The guy's really annoyed, you could tell. He had this look on his face as if he were sniffing a turd. And not just any turd, but maybe the turd of that woman that was sitting in that seat. So yeah, he and the other worker were fixing our subs. Erika and I, being vegetarians, got a vegetarian sub. Our friend Brittany is all "The cheese still hurts the cow!" jokingly, after the guy asks if I want cheese. And man, do I love cheese. So this was the perfect way to make fun of us! So Jabba the Hutt starts whispering things with the little Hobbit sitting next to her, I don't hear any of it, but it's clearly about us. I do manage to hear lots of "MOOOOOOO"s coming from that way, to mock our not-cow-eatingness. This pisses me off, but let's say I turned around and say something. And they turn out to be innocent, and I look stupid and embarrassed. Can't let that happen! My friend, Brittany, tells me they were talking about us, however. So this really pisses me off. But it's not until we walk out that I know what they DID say. Supposedly they said "Hey dit'n we think about eatin' some cow before we came here?" And I found out way later they said something about my girlfriend, but it was too late to say something back by that time (sadly)! But as for the comment about eating cow, I was really pissed off at this point. And I want to turn around, but that'd just make me look stupid, waiting several minutes, and THEN coming back with an insult. The best I had on them was giving the lady a rude look, as I waited for the door to shut behind us, but that was just before Brittany told me what was said. But this is where I get kinda happy! I see her coming outside, as we keep walking to Brittany's car. Then when she gets out I yell "You look like you ate a cow, you fuckin' bitch!" And when we're driving off, I yell "MOOO MOTHER FUCKER!" And it turns out she did hear me, because she flicked us off well. And that's my MSpaint story! Now, check out the MSpaint: