I can't hate myself everyday For making the same mistakes Everyone makes. I've been thinkin' about you all day boy, Look at you-- you're weak, I fed you my ear, And I still can't hear you speak. Sit up, and speak up, You've got expressions to spit up. Why have you always hated yourself with joy? You can't fall headfirst in a bed of nails. No, you can't fail like everyone fails. But things'll be fine when you hang on, Just stay strong, and it won't be long, You'll never go more than a little wrong. And I know you know that you need to grow. And the time has come to let it show. Because, boy, the show goes on Until the clock strikes Dead And I can't leave you an old man Still shaking his head. Come on, kid, take me by the hand. I'm going to give you drowning lessons, And as soon as you can, You're going to give me all of those Memory sessions. I'll take your childhood pains, And even though I can't erase those stains, Instead of letting them wear me out, I'll wear them inside out, And no one will notice, And I can keep on going, without a doubt. I can tell you, It hurts with water in your lungs, But in the long run, It's me you've been trying to reach For that special spot in the sun. I'll take your brain from here, So you can refrain from shedding a tear. And together we'll be forever. The Serene Dolly wants it too, She knows the pain you've been going through. And we know this'll be best for you. Here's the water kid, Just stick your head in. It takes strength to get broken in. And this is it-- Everything you've ever been Equals to this moment, And you'll have other moments To defend, so now I'll take this brain, And so I can relieve the pain, I'll make it mine And everything'll be fine. When they find your body, They'll find I gave it a wack, And in your blood they'll see the signature, Of your hero-- A man by the name of Jack. I've been planning for the future, when I'd want to change my name. Recently, I no longer felt like a Josh. I think I'll start with my identity of Jack right here on the Internet. The same place where my religious beliefs were discovered, my lust over things thought disgusting, my coming crossdressing days, my vegetarian diet, a majority of my knowledge, and so on. -Jack "The Juwes are the men That Will not be Blamed for nothing" "And since I am dead, I can take off my head, to recite Shakespearean quotations." "I'm gonna fight em' off. A seven nation army couldn't hold me back."