it tastes just like fear

My computer had about fifteen major viruses! Holy shizzle, mate! But it's all fixed, I hope. Last night, I had a strange idea. (Well, it wasn't strange, it was one of those ideas that always make me feel like I should have done it a LONG time ago, ya know...) Well, anyway. I figured, 'Hey, on AOL, I have a screen name dedicated to Oasis (supernovamorning)and I have one dedicated to The Doors (hulloiloveyouxo). Why don't I have one dedicated to Dave Matthews Band?!?!' And with that, a new screen name was BORN!
Great story, Parker!
Haha, want to know something hilarious? My dad has poison ivy. Yeah, it's really not funny...but he has it in some umm, weird places. Lmfao. Okay, he has it in one eye so he looks sort of like a pirate! Arrr! Haha. And he also has it on his private region. Lmfao. It's gross. & my parents make jokes about which one of them is going to rub cream on it. "Hey, Let's Make Our Child Feel Totally Awkward." !! Woohoo! Umm, Yeah. Anyway...football. Brazil won, good thing! And France and Spain I really don't give a crap about, but France won. Whatever !!! (: I'm living in a very flooded region. Haha. There's this place called Taminy Flats (or something like that) and it's pretty underwater. The Delaware River, is really fucking high. I hope The Western would just somehow get flooded. It'd be great. I wouldn't have a job anymore, but still. It'd be nice. I miss Ryan. I love that kid more than I love Skittles, and I love Skittles a bit less than as much as I love Shaun White. Yeah. That's a lot. Oooooh, Friday, 12AM to 1AM there's a show on ESPN2 (I think) and it's called X Games Classix and, it's ALL ABOUT Shaun White (: I can't wait!!! :)
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can i just ask how ur dad managed to get poison ivy "there"!?