Mrs. Cleo

Feeling: happy
Mmk. . .so my friend chris is a psychic *cough cough psycho cough cough*. . . and these are his predictions for MY future. . . . Mereditz24 (10:08:25 PM): youre psychic chris. Mereditz24 (10:08:39 PM): tell me . . . . am i gonna die soon? rubmybellyracer (10:09:16 PM): nah you have a while to lice Mereditz24 (10:09:32 PM): lice? rubmybellyracer (10:09:34 PM): yes, you will get lice Mereditz24 (10:09:37 PM): is that how im gonna die? rubmybellyracer (10:10:09 PM): yes rubmybellyracer (10:10:15 PM): but in the far far future Mereditz24 (10:10:15 PM): awesome Mereditz24 (10:10:30 PM): im gonna die old and alone with 27 cats. rubmybellyracer (10:11:03 PM): hey, whos the pyschic here? Mereditz24 (10:11:10 PM): hahaa Mereditz24 (10:11:14 PM): soooooorry rubmybellyracer (10:12:01 PM): no in the year 2053, the world will be taken over lice because they were accidentally genetically altered to be 1000x b etter at everything Mereditz24 (10:12:23 PM): hahahahahhaha rubmybellyracer (10:13:10 PM): so heres your future: you will be savagely killed by millions of flesh eating, fiendish lice that have been genetically altered by shit-face scientests and STEFS life. . . rubmybellyracer (10:19:55 PM): but unfortunaytly, you will die a couple of years after in a freak- cat attack. they were also genetically altered. these damn scientists need to get lives cause all the know how to do is alter animals to make them kill people. rubmybellyracer (10:19:37 PM): and then one thing led to another and the scientists fucked the whole world rubmybellyracer (10:20:24 PM): except for me cause ill have my genetically-atlered-animal proof vest on mmk. . . yeah, hes weird, but dont judge him. . . bc hes like the coolest jesuit kid i know *wink* 'cept andrew. happy birthday!!!!
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shit.... im phyco.... tell me something i dont know. but you gotta admit, that genetically-atlered-animal proof thing was damn clever.
-chris
[Anonymous]
im soo much cooler than andrew tho. pooper.
[Anonymous]
im a million times cooler than chris...c'mon im the straight one sheez
-Andrew
[Anonymous]
ur gay
[Anonymous]