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Dee : What tables do you have, Richard? Richard : Table 5, 13, 18, 23...All my tables are spread out today.... just like your legs. Me : You're horrible, Richard. Richard : That's not what you said last night. Dee : .......EW! THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT! Whitney : So, Jamie and Martin are definitely going out now. Me : But I thought Jamie was a lesbian. Whitney : Yeah, I know...she switched teams again...she's like the pinch-hitter...she just switches to which ever team needs her that week. Shawn : Who are you guys talking about? Whitney : Jamie Shawn : Oh, the hooded man? (that's what he calls her)...oh, I guess I need to say hooded woman now....right? Whitney : Who knows, Shawn? Shawn : ....JAMIE...I have a question.... Whitney and Me : hahahaha Jennifer : Hey, I have a question...the two ppl sitting at table 10...they're hott, at least I think so..but I wanna see what you say...b/c they are in like high school and it's a little young for me....but just tell me what you think. Katherine and I : *go over to table ten and see two teenage girls and go back to jennifer* umm...there weren't any hot guys at table ten... Jennifer : oh, you don't know do you?.....I'm bi.....so are they hot? should I flirt? Katherine and I : ....................... Produce guy : so, you just call me or something and we'll get together and hang out, hunny Jennifer : I'm married. Produce guy : He doesn't need to know Jennifer : bye...*walks out of the pit room* Abby : whoa, Lauren, you've got earrings, your hair is curly, you've got make-up on, AND you're wearing perfume.....you just got all dolled-up to come to his pit today, didn't you? Sherrie : I mean, she is a fat girl! Her mom gets up in her face and says "you are a prep and you are going to dress like a prep" and makes her wear short, short skirts with belly shirts.....BELLY SHIRTS....this girl must weigh about 250 lbs and she is wearing belly shirts!!! well, Ashleigh is here, gonna go..
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