so I'm sitting in the hospital at the end of mama's bed, when an old man walks by the door with his IV and gown on....I kinda smiled slightly because he was a cute old man, and then he passed the door and I noticed that his butt was out mooning everyone in the hall, including me...it was....disturbing but Lauren Hall called and asked me to take her 5-8 shift at work because she has to write a research paper and I told her I'd do it (I mean, 3 hours...how easy is that?) so I need to go wash my jeans and stuff