Listening to: mom at 16
I'm watching "Mom at Sixteen"...good lifetime movie...I love lifetime movies :)
I heard some funny quotes today..which might not sound funny to anyone else (especially the ones kenzie and I have) but I guess you just had to be there...
Mariellen to Sam: aww, you look cute today...sexy....but a Christian sexy, so you're good!
Jenny in the car with James and me: Oh, I feel the love....yes I sure do...I feel the love in this car....do you feel the love, Lauren?
-yeah, actually, I do
Good!! I feel soo much love. we are like a loving family...James and I are the parents and we have a little girl, Lauren...Jen and James Mattison and their beautiful little baby girl, Lauren
Okay, here are all of kenzie and mine's stupid quotes:
(kenzie thought this one was funny, and I'm just putting it in here b/c she's standing over me)
L: Your sister got a kick outta that one
K: who?
L: ya know, your sister, your own flesh and blood?
HEY, CAN YOU TURN DOWN THAT SOUND SYSTEM?!?!?!
YOU WANNA BE SPANKED? YOU WANNA BE SPANKED?
K: Oh, I saw a movie on someones phone of Mike something and Alex something making out
Corey: YOU'RE COUSIN, LAUREN?!
K: ....WHAT?!
K: are you writing me a note saying 'you wanna be spanked?'
L: no, I'm just writing down funny stuff people say
K: you...are gay
L: HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY?
K: okay, you write down stuff ppl say so you can say it and sound funny?
Server: Do you want a salad?
Kenzie: Do I have to?
Server: Can I take your order?
Kenzie: FOR FOOD?!?!
kenzie: Today at memorial, I fell up the steps (cue histarical laughter from kenz) and I just layed there (more laughter) and corey goes, "are you okay?" (even more laughter) I was like, (eeeven more laughter) "yeah"...HAHAHAHAHAHA
(that's not funny kenzie...no matter how you look at it)
kenzie: What is up with our family and ta's?
(now that one was hilarious!!)
K: is that how you spell 'queer'?
K: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILKSHAKE!! (while hitting my boob repeatedly)
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