my cousin scares me

Listening to: mom at 16
I'm watching "Mom at Sixteen"...good lifetime movie...I love lifetime movies :) I heard some funny quotes today..which might not sound funny to anyone else (especially the ones kenzie and I have) but I guess you just had to be there... Mariellen to Sam: aww, you look cute today...sexy....but a Christian sexy, so you're good! Jenny in the car with James and me: Oh, I feel the love....yes I sure do...I feel the love in this car....do you feel the love, Lauren? -yeah, actually, I do Good!! I feel soo much love. we are like a loving family...James and I are the parents and we have a little girl, Lauren...Jen and James Mattison and their beautiful little baby girl, Lauren Okay, here are all of kenzie and mine's stupid quotes: (kenzie thought this one was funny, and I'm just putting it in here b/c she's standing over me) L: Your sister got a kick outta that one K: who? L: ya know, your sister, your own flesh and blood? HEY, CAN YOU TURN DOWN THAT SOUND SYSTEM?!?!?! YOU WANNA BE SPANKED? YOU WANNA BE SPANKED? K: Oh, I saw a movie on someones phone of Mike something and Alex something making out Corey: YOU'RE COUSIN, LAUREN?! K: ....WHAT?! K: are you writing me a note saying 'you wanna be spanked?' L: no, I'm just writing down funny stuff people say K: you...are gay L: HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY? K: okay, you write down stuff ppl say so you can say it and sound funny? Server: Do you want a salad? Kenzie: Do I have to? Server: Can I take your order? Kenzie: FOR FOOD?!?! kenzie: Today at memorial, I fell up the steps (cue histarical laughter from kenz) and I just layed there (more laughter) and corey goes, "are you okay?" (even more laughter) I was like, (eeeven more laughter) "yeah"...HAHAHAHAHAHA (that's not funny kenzie...no matter how you look at it) kenzie: What is up with our family and ta's? (now that one was hilarious!!) K: is that how you spell 'queer'? K: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILKSHAKE!! (while hitting my boob repeatedly)
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that was a good movie
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