poor tink

because of my genious idea for a tinkerbell costume, my dad keeps bringing up tinkerbell. we even talked about her over diner. i used to hate the slut. she was a disgrace to all faeries. god im weird. but, ya know, i feel really bad for the bitch! i mean, she lives with fucking boys everywhere who dont want to become men, and theyre too big to even fuck her. and shes got an awesome body and shes obviously horny as fuck but shes NEVER gonna get any and shes going to be like that FOREVER. man, id be depressed. so here she is, being a skanky little bitch because shes got no one to do. im sorry little tinkerbell. i hope shes got some faerie dust on her. ive been watching discovery health channel and noggin for a while now. i love it. documentaries, radio free roscoe, and degrassi. ohhh yeeah. mmm i ate the best cow for dinner tonight. i guess it was from new york. not really. it was from down the street but it was a 'ney york steak'. boy was it good. mmmmm.
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