| The Generic Teenager Stereotype | |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | no |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | birthday parties, alcohol free style |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | i kill drug users for recreational purposes |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | like iuah like not too much |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | yes, too much i gotta stop or have tonya kick my ass |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | hell no, protection is important, casual sex is dirty |
| Do you steal?: | wish i didnt, i'm slowing it down big time. i had the opportunity to alot of times at the flea market today but didnt |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | no |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | not really, jennifer love hewitt, zang ziyi, lacey chaubert, angelina jolie |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | too much wish i could stop |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | yes |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | sometimes |
| Do you read books often?: | since i've met tonya i read alot more. thanx baby |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | failed all but one |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | yes |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | used to smoke cigars and then i quit cause it's dirty and now i get pissed when people cant quit cause i smoked for two years really hardcore then i just quit completely |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | malls, tho i like truck stops |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | not since i've been with tonya |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | since i've been with tonya |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | hell no, although somehow i seem to fit in |
| Are you intelligent?: | i'd like to think so |
| The Goth Stereotype | |
| Black lipstick?: | what about it, occassions call for it. |
| Black eyeliner?: | when appropriate |
| Black eyeshadow?: | on stage yes |
| Black trenchcoat?: | own one, and look really cool in it |
| Black boots?: | nope, wish i did |
| Black fishnets?: | borrow tonya's |
| Black nail polish?: | hells yeah, but only on my middle fingers |
| Cigarettes?: | hell no, that's bullshit to say all goths smoke, goth is a lifestyle about medievil times, before cigaretters were around, jackass |
| Heavy metal music?: | yes, yes, yes |
| Marilyn Manson?: | no, no, no |
| Kittie?: | so hot, want to touch the heiny |
| Cradle of Filth?: | mirror mirror on the wall who's the blackest of them all? |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | that's definitly a stereotype |
| Do you like to be seen as: | seen as what, dumbass? |
| Are you an intellectual?: | sometimes, i will say that that stereotype seems to be true, and it's something to be proud of |
| An atheist?: | nah, thats too boring |
| Horrible home life?: | not horrible, bad sometimes |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | used to be, thank you tonya |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | used to be, yet again thank you tonya |
| Self-mutilation?: | used to be, yet again yet again thank yoiu tonya |
| The Punk Stereotype | |
| Plaid?: | aint got none, but one shirt, LUMBER JACK |
| Big black boots?: | yet again, wish i did |
| Mohawk?: | for about thirty seconds when i get my hair cut |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | dont like piercings |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | yes |
| Wild hair colors?: | is black wild? (hey, i dyed it this colour, doesnt that make me cool) |
| NOFX?: | no talent, very entertaining, but a true punk wouldnt listen to them so i guess the person who made this wears abercrombie |
| Rancid?: | tru punk, i play bass and this bass makes me shit my leather thongs |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | nah, too much wasted time |
| A: | b? |
| The Jock Sterotype | |
| What's your IQ?: | 120 or so |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | i consider bands to be a sport cause it's competitive and a workout so i watch alot of music videos |
| Play a lot of sports?: | foot ball with the boys back in the day, and now i have a band |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | bands? |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | bands? |
| Are you arrogant?: | i try not to be |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | i'm a female whore |
| Are you homophobic?: | i got mad cause i gay guy with a crush on me wouldnt grab my butt even tho i told him he could, you tell me |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | i dont believe so |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | i am insecure cause i have such a beautiful girl friend and everyone is trying to steal her |
| Boobs = yes?: | i like boobs |
| Parties = yes?: | parties = gay?: yes |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | no |
| The Girl Stereotype | |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | sometimes, only for my baby tho |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | twenty one day sickness |
| How much did you lose?: | 60 lbs |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | couldnt keep food down cause i had the flu and then my stomach shrunk so i couldnt eat as much |
| Make yourself throw up?: | nope, throwing up makes me cry, and it's painful |
| Make-up?: | yes i wear makeup, for show, yeah show |
| Low-cut tops?: | my girlfriend's shirts |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | double a according to my sister |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | what hair |
| Giggle a lot?: | only for tonya |
| What's the deal with boys?: | we want someone to kiss our necks, take our shoes off, be faithful, and the occasional sexual favor (bj) and for that you'll get presents surprises and all the oral you want |
| Thongs?: | not hot anymore, string bikini's and booty shorts are now officially... the shit. |
| Pretty bras?: | i like pretty bras, lacey ones or ones that match the panties |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | funny to read |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | girls have control over boys and give birth, men are weaker |
| Are you a feminist?: | nope |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | nope |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | once in my life |
| How about your armpits?: | i tirm them |
| Are you emotional?: | very |
| Especially when on your period?: | on my what now |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] | |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | if you are truly original you will be accepted |
| Independence or Companionship?: | independent of establishment, but love of another |
| Stability or Freedom?: | are you saying that having a steady relationship ruins your life, it's the best thing that has ever happened to me |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | i'm an extrovert, but i dont think too many people know what that means |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | you cant classify life into two categories (watch donnie darko) |
| Unique or Loved?: | you cant be loved for being yourself, i was never excepted until i started being myself |
| Understood or Individual?: | why cant an individual be understood, this section of the survey is downright shitty |
| You or Them?: | us or them |
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