this is what we call a tragedy

by spiffyclocks
boys suck Image hosted by Photobucket.com edit i have the biggest headache ever. yesterday, omg, i had the most orgasmic shower ever. i was just soo stressed out because of things so i went in the shower and just sat there, it was like so awesome. lol blah blah blah im so flipping hungry! well thats all the time i have, cuz im going to eat before i starve pictures pictures !! Image hosted by Photobucket.com Image hosted by Photobucket.com Image hosted by Photobucket.com Image hosted by Photobucket.com Image hosted by Photobucket.com JADE IS HOTT SEX :P ♥ so you want to hear a funny story? i went camping this weekend. and we met 2 guys, and they were hot emo sex. and they were in the tent next to us so we told them to come over later. and we went on a walk (we needed a smoke) and when we got back we forgot about them, and we switched tents, and so the next morning my dad goes, so what are you doing telling boys to come to your tent at 230 in the morning and i was like whaaattt, lol it ended up my dad slept in the tent we were in b4 and the boys went to our tent and woke my dad up LMAO!!! we were laughing soooo baddly.
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things happened? *gaspeth* my little jades growing up!

always remember jade, latex lovers live longer ;)

so how come boys suddenly suck? what happened? :(

well, anyway, water parks kick ass...and i love you!!
lmao i know, the pics kick ass, lol. im glad you liked them.

dont worry too much about brian, when he's ready to talk, he will.

i love you too!!!

what do i want for my birthday? hmm...well thats easy...you! and maybe some whip cream...lmao ;)
haha yes! i get to be jades whip cream lover! score!!! lmao.

wait...can we use cherries too?
haha lmao YES!!! with chocolate syrup and cherries and whip cream and sprinkles!!!
lmao yes! RAINBOW SPRINKLES!!! they kick ass!!!
hey, i got both my permits today! sorry if i already told you, i cant keep track of who i told or not, lmao.
haha kick ass jade! when's your birthday?

soOoOo you gonna ride bitch with me next summer if i get a motorcycle? lmao.

i love you!!!
haha yes! i'll try not to go too fast ;)

awesome, november what?
[Anonymous]
haha, good thing you dont think theres such a thing as too fast...cuz with me there really isnt ;)

lol, damn girl, good thing youre moving...theyre changing the driving age here and you'd miss the cut off :/

you should stay there until you get your permit, then come back cuz i miss you ♥

deal? lol
haha, ive been driving cars since i was like, 12, and i had my own motorcycle at 10, so...nothing new for me really, lmao.

i ♥ you too!
haha, i cant imagine why she hasnt let you drive since then...i mean, its not like you actually HIT the car, lmao.

♥
[Anonymous]
haha i ♥ you jade!
orgasmic shower, huh? *scratches head* was i there? lmao ;)

yeah, it was a cute kind of arguing though, lol. last night i was kinda stressing over a couple things, and he was away cuz he went to bed, and i was all "barry! come back to me!" so he did, and instead of making me tell him why i needed him, we started arguing about whose hot and whos not and who gets to sleep with who first...(by the way, i SO get you before he does, lmao ;)
and yeah, hes awesome and i heart him and GO EAT SOMETHING, lol.

i love you!
haha yeah, its wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too early for thinking.

i love you too!
*gasps* aww, my little jades all grown up! aww look at her, isnt she so pretty?

haha sorry, proud mommy moment, lmao.

haha, but seriously, i love the pics!

lmao, especially that last one...thats hot sex right there, lol ;)

♥