Dramatic Evan: WOOOOO! xxJ a dexG e mxx: woooo! Dramatic Evan: WHEEEEE! xxJ a dexG e mxx: wheeeee! Dramatic Evan: TAHAHA xxJ a dexG e mxx: ....pssst.... why are we wooooooing and wheeeeing and tahahaing? Dramatic Evan: (Pss...)I don't know. Dramatic Evan: WHEEE WOO TAHAHA! xxJ a dexG e mxx: yes! Dramatic Evan: CHEEHEHEHEHEKOOOOWEEE xxJ a dexG e mxx: well..um.. tehe? Dramatic Evan: That's not the way to go! Dramatic Evan: MORE ENTHUSIASM! Dramatic Evan: Freak out! Dramatic Evan: FREAK OUT! xxJ a dexG e mxx: TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHEEEEEEEE!!!! Dramatic Evan: YES! Dramatic Evan: *Whips out belt* ... Dramatic Evan: *Didn't know where he was going with that one* xxJ a dexG e mxx: *thinks* hmmm xxJ a dexG e mxx: make a sammich? Dramatic Evan: *Gets out bread, ham, cheese, and lettuce* *Piles them all on, sticks other piece of bread on* Dramatic Evan: *Whips the hell out of the sammich* Dramatic Evan: *OVER AND OVER AND OVER* xxJ a dexG e mxx: *thinks* your forgot the most important part Dramatic Evan: *CREATING A CHAOTIC MESS OF CHUNKS OF HAM AND SHARDS OF CRUSHED CHEESE* xxJ a dexG e mxx: what about the lonely pickles? you left them in the fridge, and there all crying and emo now, they want to get beaten by the belt too Dramatic Evan: They get the special treatment *Takes out a long rubber glove and some lubrication* xxJ a dexG e mxx: yes *excitement*3 xxJ a dexG e mxx: yes 3! wooo typo Dramatic Evan: 'OPE! These pickles have prostate cancer. xxJ a dexG e mxx: oh no *cries* Dramatic Evan: Woah... icecubes are so beautiful inside juice. Dramatic Evan: You ever realize that? xxJ a dexG e mxx: nope Dramatic Evan: All condensed, then slightly spread out (The air, that is) near the end. Dramatic Evan: (Sorry, kind of... whatever today. ^-^) xxJ a dexG e mxx: man,your making me so thristy Dramatic Evan: So *Licks lips* tasstey. Dramatic Evan: With all that... juicey...juice... Dramatic Evan: Strawberry Kiwi ... *Moan* xxJ a dexG e mxx: ohh the tortureeee Dramatic Evan: *Smacks lips together after ever sip* Dramatic Evan: *Sigh* Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Dramatic Evan: *Chokes on an icecube* Dramatic Evan: *Of course, erotically, as to make you want juice. Duh* xxJ a dexG e mxx: *laughs* Dramatic Evan: *HACK COUGH COUGH* JUICE MM JUICE JUICE *COUGH HACK SPLUTTER* xxJ a dexG e mxx: *points and laughs* xxJ a dexG e mxx: muahahaha Dramatic Evan: Have you ever choked on an icecube though? Dramatic Evan: It's really cool... Dramatic Evan: Well, it's not COOL cool, but it feels cool. xxJ a dexG e mxx: its like the best feeling ever Dramatic Evan: Well duh. Dramatic Evan: Almost as great as having large objects thrown at your face. xxJ a dexG e mxx: do u know what is the best feeling ever xxJ a dexG e mxx: visine Dramatic Evan: Yes Dramatic Evan: Especially if your eyes are extremely dry -.o xxJ a dexG e mxx: oh yes, i put thats stuff on like crwazyyy Dramatic Evan: I used to, because of my allergies, but now I have medicine for that. xxJ a dexG e mxx: thats good Dramatic Evan: The medicine makes me boring though... Dramatic Evan: Since it's non-drowsy, yet it's all "MINDF*CK!" xxJ a dexG e mxx: oh no Dramatic Evan: Since your brain doesn't WANT to be drowsy, yet you aaare. Dramatic Evan: It's like wanting to go left after getting hit in the right side of the brain or something. Dramatic Evan: You can't, but you want to. xxJ a dexG e mxx: yes xxJ a dexG e mxx: so how are you on this fine evening? Dramatic Evan: Quite happy, in fact. Dramatic Evan: Just got back from... ... O_O Dramatic Evan: What did I ju--A DANCE Dramatic Evan: Except I was just helping out there. Dramatic Evan: So I sat there and had random Junior High students come up and ask for waters. xxJ a dexG e mxx: awesome Dramatic Evan: Made me feel all fuzzy on the inside knowing I GAVE THAT KID WATER! Dramatic Evan: She was thirsting, and nearly dying! But there I was, and for a small fee of a single dollar, SHE COULD LIVE! xxJ a dexG e mxx: i just got off work, i had to help little kids rollerblade and then after that i watched all the teenagers fall on there ass xxJ a dexG e mxx: and i got to blow my whistle and feel all important xxJ a dexG e mxx: yes! your like a savior now Dramatic Evan: *WHISTLE* "What was I doing wrong?" "Huh?" "You blew the whistle" "Oh... that... Shutup, keep skating. Stupid" xxJ a dexG e mxx: haha yes thats was so me Dramatic Evan: Did you call any of them twits? xxJ a dexG e mxx: but now my feeties hurt Dramatic Evan: Because I always wanted to go, "TWIT!" to a random younger peer. xxJ a dexG e mxx: no, damn, i should have Dramatic Evan: "TWIT! *Backhand* TWIT!" Dramatic Evan: Makes you sound British... xxJ a dexG e mxx: bad squishy *SLAP* Dramatic Evan: Oh yes, they're squishy. Oh so squishy. xxJ a dexG e mxx: yup Dramatic Evan: *Poke* *Squish* YOU SQUISH TOO MUCH! OUT! OUT! NO REFUNDS! LEAVE! YOU LOSE! xxJ a dexG e mxx: damn *walks away* squishhyyyyyyy *poke* Dramatic Evan: Hahaha. Dramatic Evan: Brrrzuuum. Dramatic Evan: So tired Dramatic Evan: I'm going to go to sleep Dramatic Evan: And all that "fun" stuff. xxJ a dexG e mxx: sounds like a plan Dramatic Evan: You know, LIFE WOULD BE EASIER if we didn't need sleep Dramatic Evan: *Mumbles some long, stupid rant as he tears off his clothes and collapses into bed* xxJ a dexG e mxx: but life without sleep? i couldnt live Dramatic Evan: You'd learn to? Dramatic Evan: You'd have more time. xxJ a dexG e mxx: thinks*ooolala* Dramatic Evan: Days would run together. Dramatic Evan: Clubbing would be so fun! xxJ a dexG e mxx: true Dramatic Evan: As well as.. school would go by faster. Dramatic Evan: Done with college at age... 18. Dramatic Evan: But eh, humans will be humans. Still wish I was an insomniac. xxJ a dexG e mxx: ok,true. but that takes alot of energy Dramatic Evan: :-( But that might be the whole teenage angst thing kicking in. Dramatic Evan: Energy wouldn't be a factor, obviously. Dramatic Evan: Without sleep, we'd have no existant energy, thus we'd be all happy... and cheery, in great moods, every day. Dramatic Evan: Unless we had this CRICK in our neck, right *points* THERE, or something. Dramatic Evan: But BAH! Dramatic Evan: I'm falling asleep at this keyboard. Dramatic Evan: G'night xxJ a dexG e mxx: nighty night xxJ a dexG e mxx: dont let the bed bugs bite Dramatic Evan: Because they REALLY itch. Dramatic Evan is away at 11:37:42 PM. xxJ a dexG e mxx: yes they do Auto response from Dramatic Evan: *Yawn* *Falls out of chair, asleep* xxJ a dexG e mxx: hmm not very comfortable,eh? Dramatic Evan: Oh, but it is. Dramatic Evan: Iiiit is. xxJ a dexG e mxx: really Dramatic Evan: I've done it before. Dramatic Evan: Well, technically I fainted. xxJ a dexG e mxx: hmmm Dramatic Evan: But then I woke up and went back to sleep. xxJ a dexG e mxx: lmao Dramatic Evan: So it works out. Dramatic Evan: 'Night xxJ a dexG e mxx: nightt Auto response from Dramatic Evan: *Yawn* *Falls out of chair, asleep* haha <3