YOU FUCKING BITCH

i swear to god if she even comes near me she is fucking dead. i hate her with a fucking passion just slit my throat and watch me bleed in other news... sex haha what about it ill tell you... ponder this.. 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.It stretches and tones up just about every muscle inthe body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. i think i need to have sex yes i am pissed off and horny xox_jade
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aw im sorry
i love you
ii know, all of my guys are hot...lmao.

i duno, i just dont like bert that much. i mean, i love him, he has an awesome voice, i just dont think hes that hot. how bout this, you can have him, and ill have his voice? lol.

but yeah, jet is pretty hot... i should add them, lol.

im pretty good i guess...you dont sound too happy tho...whats up?

and the sex thing is awesome, lmao. i am so gonna steal that later (im 2 lazy right now)
[Anonymous]
lol, have bert all you want...i have ville :)

jets australian? huh, go figure... i always thought they were english.

that sucks that youre friends have been lying to you :(

oh i will steal it... but right now im in a lazy mood and it takes too much effort to highlight it and copy it and hit new entry and paste it in and hit save entry and view entries and...bleh. lol
[Anonymous]
dont worry ive got ur back ill beat the fuckin shit out of her for u anyday!!!! a little angry and horny huh?i bet any guy would be turned on by that...lol i love u!!!dont worry!!!
[Anonymous]
lmao, thanks jade, that was great.

k, ill make you a deal, ill not be sad if youll not be all GRR at people, lol. unless the people deserve it of course, then thats ok.

hey, where were you friday night?! i cant bewlieve you missed the sophomore all nighter! ugh! lol
[Anonymous]
you should be a pickle.
[Anonymous]
YOU SHOULD STRIP!
haha thank you.




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