im bored and i stole this from brandi =p What time is it? 9:44 Do you have a name? no .. hehe its jade Any nicknames? honda (dont ask) jadeypoohh, jadeakisss and some other ones i forget Do you honestly like any of them? i guess... How about your birthday? nov 28 And that would make you how old? 16 How old do you wish you were? 21 How old do you act? 2 Names of the people who gave you said life (your parents)? Scott and Heidi How much do they suck? a lot how bout your pets? oooh i miss them =[ Got any siblings? 1 bro and another on the way and 2 sisters plus a stepbro + sis Bet you'd rather just have the pets, huh? no, id be lost without my siblings Where were you born? southbridge,mass Place you currently bless with your presence? goshen indiana Who do you live there with? my dad What color is your bedroom? some color Describe your bed to me (for...you know...future reference...*wink*): lmao, idk its a mattress How do you sleep (on your side, back, stomach, standing up, etc)? however i passout Do you snore? sometimes Do you talk in your sleep? no not really How do YOU know? because im cool like that What's your school called? goshen high school What the hell kind of name is that? a name? What grade are you in? im a junior Do you actually like any of the subjects taught there? eh, there not bad There must be a whole lot more that you don't like though: ughhh i HATE math and social studies Hows the school food taste? pretty fuckin good, thats y i go to school. i love there food How bout your teachers? don't you just HATE them? blah mr bennett sucks What's your eye color? blue sometimes green Glasses/contacts/laser correction? glasses Current hair color? red sorta Natural hair color? blonde Hair texture (curly, straight, wavy, afro)straight Height? 5'4" Weight(ish)? idk ive gained i know that Build (skinny/fat/in-between/body builder/anorexic/bulimic)? i am pleasently plump! Skin tone (tan, pale, black, ahh shit wheres my sunglasses)? tanish Who do you look like (mom, dad, grandparents, the dog)? def. my mom. everyone says we look like twins Ever paint your nails? sometimes What is your greatest vanity? my hair Do you like yourself? on occasion Why/why not? cuz im stupid Jewelery you wear most/all the time? bracelets Do you have any piercings? yes If yes, where are they? ears and soon to be tounge and nose and eyebrow i think you need more. Pick a random scar, what'd you do and was it stupid? umm i have a scar on my hand because i went to go stick a fork in the brownies and didnt realize my hand was touching the top of the stove until i felt it lol Righty or lefty? righty How about tattoos? got any of those hidden up your sleeve (or, you know, anywhere else)? soon you disappoint me. Ever broken any bones? no How'd you manage that? i didnt What's your heritage (scottish, italian, german, eunuch, etc)? fuck if i know Play any instruments? no,not enough of an attention spand to learn Hey so whats your screenname? BANG x BANG 0,xxjadexgemxx and skittlesnbeerx69 Huh, weird... whats that mean? idk i made them up Do you like the color black? yep How about light pink? sure Now that we've distinguished the goths and the preps...how about the rest of you, whats your favorite color? green Favorite number? 14 Favorite game? pong all the way favorite cellphone game? Blackjack Favorite "haunt" (place to hang out) ambers house, or bobs house. Favorite store? um the ones you shop in..? Favorite animal? elephant Favorite month? november Favorite season? summer and spring Favorite holiday? halloween Favorite food? everything Favorite non-alcoholic drink? mountain dew Are you a vegitarian? sorta i dont eat red meat Vegan? no Ever tried to be one and had it not work? no not really What kind of clothes you wear? ummmm the ones in the closet What are you wearing right now? a shirt and some comfy pants WHOO! TAKE IT OFF!!! What's your favorite brand? whatever i buy idc Favorite clothing store? um wherever i happen to shop Clothing store(s) that should be burned to the ground and its creators rounded up and shot? abercrombie or american eagle Do you like going to the mall? hell yea What size shoe do you wear? 8-9 1/2, What shoes did you wear today? my flip flops Which one do you put on first? w/e one i happen to pick up first Ever had the urge to just rip one of those shoes off and beat someone with it? fuck yea ::cough erica cough cough:: Ever actually done it? yes but not to erica Whats your favorite kind of movie? comedy or horror Favorite actor? johnny depp How bout actress? natalie portman,rachel mcadams Whats your all-time favorite movie (difficult i know)? idk Ever had a movie make you cry? the notebook wuss. What was the last movie you saw in a theatre? willy wonka Was it any good? it was effin hilarious How bout t.v.? what do you like to watch? or are you one of those people that lives under a rock and doesn't watch t.v.? that 70s show and family guy and futurama Favorite music style? watever i feel like Favorite band(s)? shinedown Favorite singer? um idk Favorite song at the moment? black eyed peas..my humps Do you have an all-time favorite song? i have a lot Last song you listened to? photograph Do you have a job? no...but i put in an application at tonys How much money is in your wallet/piggy bank/sock drawer/wherever? 5 bucks If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? buy i huge house and lots of things idk Well now that we know who the stoners are (hint: theyre the ones who would buy drugs with that million dollars) just how many drugs HAVE you done? some How great were they? pretty sweet Have you ever smoked? yep Drank? yeah Have you ever actually been drunk? yeah If you have, did you get a hangover? yea dude i totally had one on sunday going to church, it sucks How much did that suck? very much Whats your favorite alcoholic drink? vodka Do you swear? fuck no ima fuckin angel 0=] Have you ever wanted to die? at times Why didn't you? because of my sisters and my brother and my friends Ever hurt yourself? yeah... Why? because i did What's your greatest fear(s)? fuckin clowns, i fuckin hate them, and being alone Why? clowns because ugghh, childhood thing long story alone because its just aloneness lets take a look into your love life (not that you have one) Marital status?single and living it up What's your boyfriends/girlfriends/husbands/wifes/fuck buddys name? sarah is my wife Like anyone? sure Orientation? straight Homophobe? HOMOPHOBE-insecurity about being heterosexual... i am not a homophobe. i love gays bis and lesbians !! Who is the hottest person EVER? me wow...you have bad taste. Love or lust? both of them, there both great.sometimes. im kinda leaning more towards lust Ever been in a relationship? yeah Ever been dumped? yeah.. cant say i blame them. Ever had your heart broken? pshh my whole life is on big broken heart but its high school what do u expect Who broke it? people..mikey,danny,steven...to name a few Ever been called a tease? lol all the time If yes, was it justified (did you deserve it?) - lol maybe .. First kiss you ever got? dont really want to remember Last person you kissed? chris EWW, you kissed them? what the hell were you thinking?! idk! Ever made out with a stranger? yes lol it was great Ever made out with anyone? yeah... Ever made out with a member of the same sex? yeah Virgin? no yeah, right. You ever want to get married? eh, maybe To who? someone HA, like you'd ever have a chance with them. Ever wanna have kids? ..blah kids. of course i want them How many? 2 Got their names picked out yet? idk yet Ok, so in a love interest, whats your favorite... Hair Color? brown Eye Color? blue/hazel (Their)Music Genre Preference? dont matter Height(estimate)? tall Age? no older then 18 no younger then 15 Personality Type? funny, they have to make me laugh Older or Younger then you? older Romantic or Horndog? a little of both Smart or Stupid? smart Fat or Skinny? not too fat, but not too skinny Skinny but Muscular or Big and Muscular? thin and muscular Punk or Preppy? punk The Big Picture or the Little Things? little things Flowers/Candy or Big Expensive Present? flowers/candy Mixtape or Burned CD? burned cd Emotional or Just Not? in between Sincere or Jokester? jokester, with a side of sincere Hott and mean or Ugly and sweet? ugly and sweet Sexy or Just "cute"? i like cute Ass or Abs? abs Hair or Hands? hair Dimples or Eyes? eyes (on guys) Clean Shaven or Scruffy? i like scruffyneesss Rugged or Prim and Proper? rugged Countryboy/girl or Cityboy/girl? country boy Date alone or With Friends? dont matter Have you ever liked hanging out with your boyfriends/girlfriends friends more than them? eh. not really Have you ever pretended to like somebody to make them feel better? umm..once Do looks matter? not really. Are you honestly scared of being dumped? yes Does size matter? its not the size of the wand its the magic in the stick ok, enough about you, you egotistical jerk. lets move on. How are your friends? theyre fuckin awesome Who's your best friend(s) ever? jessica,heather,kaykay,sarah Describe them to me please: jessica is fuckin hilarious, no matter what we are always cracking up. heather is my sex partner and kaykay is my campbuddy lol (when the four of us get together, omg i laugh until i cry) and sarah is my wife Who would you trust with your life? any of my friends Who would you not trust with a pencap? lol idk Would you die for any of your friends? yes Which ones? any of them, i love my friends Which of your friends is the shiest? none of them Loudest? heather Weirdest? kaykay Meanest? HAHA that would be sammy Erica: Sammy can i have a hit of your cig? Sammy: NO erica: why? Sammy: because i dont like you Most annoying? Larie, i love her, but she gets on my nerves sometimes Most caring? they all care Who do you talk to the most on the phone? umm danny or jess Who always seems to get you in trouble? fuckin jessimaca!!! lol history class Who has seen you cry? all of them i think Who is your most attractive friend (come on, everyone has that friend that they can't stand to be around sometimes, but they hang out with them anyway cuz theyre hot)? Jasmine, she is soo effin pretty even being pregnant she is still so god dan gorgeous, i love her though If you had to choose just 3 people to be with you when you died, who would it be? hard one.. but it would be heather jess and kaykay because i just love them Who have you known the longest? geez i dont know tisha i think Who of your friends do you fight with the most? erica, in fact were not speakin at the moment Do you have any friends that you haven't ever gotten in a fight with? i dont think i have ever been in a fight with sarah or kaykay or jess..or idk a lot of them Do you even have any friends? yes! Are you lying to me? no ! yeah ok, keep telling yourself that. Which of your friends do you have the most in common with?idk Which of your friends is the least like you? idk Which of your friends has bad taste in guys/girls? jessica..omg jason! EWWWW pssh, you're just saying that cuz they won't date you. Ok, i know you love them...but which of your friends is a total idiot? lol were all idiots Alright, how bout enemies? anyone you just cant STAND? lots of people Bet that shoe would be handy right about now eh? definetely If murder was legal...who would be dead? erica Ever had one of those annoying people you barely know who hang all over you and won't leave you alone and refuses to take the hints you drop? yes! who are they? what are their names? what do they look like? ...i'd like to congratulate them. ok, let's have some fun now. 1). your porn star name (name of your first pet + street you live on): i dont remember the name of my first pet!! 2). your movie star name (grandfathers first name + favorite snack food): Jackson Kudos 3). your fashion designer name (first word you see on your left + your favorite resturant): Travel Tonys 4). your foreign name (favorite spice girl + last foreign vacation spot): sporty canada 5). your socialite name (silliest nickname + first town where you partied): honda holland 6). your fly guy/girl name (first initial + first three letters of your last name): J.Fra 7). your dectitive name (name of favorite animal + name of your high school): Elephant Goshen 8). your barfly name (last snack food you ate + your favorite alcoholic beverage): cheetos smirnoff 9). your soap opera name (middle name + first street you lived on): not telling 10). your rockstar name (favorite candy + favorite musicians last name): im drawing blanks 11). your "Popular" name (favorite celebrity's first name + best friend's street name): i dont know my best friends street name! 12). Your opposite sex name (name of opposite sex friend + cell phone company you use): mikey verizon so...how was it? did you enjoy it? umm...sure? what do you think of me? eh annoyin kinda liar. you love me. NO what time is it now? 10:39 and im done with that im tired and sick and i ABSOLUTLY hate people who talk shit