i am still tired, and that was my second nap that has lasted 4 hours.
my head is spinning so fast i cant even see straight my head is just throbbing i cant understand any thing at all.
Well Claire why is Chris mad at you... i have an idea why... well u can explain l8ter if u want... i think he is just trying to look out for you.
i just had some fucked up dream ...i unno what i was on ....wait yes i do :)
well i had this whole dream about me and a few friends set out on a mission.
"ITS STORY TImE"
well this is basically how it went....
It was one Rainy Knight with blackend furious skies, Hailing, and Riping through towns and sities as if they were nothing, all that was left was the rubble of builings, and the spiritless bodies that cary no emotions, for that day was ther demise.
The next day brought many excitung events.
The skies were blue, and the horrific storm was over. The day got better, as i went and found many useful items picked up off the dead,From one very round lokking man i found about a pound, my face went num, as i wnet into a deep trance, i then ventured home.
As the day progressed i had few people come over such as Rob and liz
That very night i set out on a journey to good old ajax to go hang with some other friends.
The then we walked for about an adevntures hour as we reached destination point... Claire's house... she approached us with a friendly "hello" and invited us in.
We then invited Erin, kayla and daniel over.
Then at that very point we all decide to smoke up.
... i was all like this is some "good weed"... then every one else burst out in tears an started to laugh for no apairint reason what so ever.
Then all the very random discussion brpoke lose like a rabid rabbit.
Rob: " i sure could go for some food right about now"
i repond with " i sure could go for ur mom
right now!!!:P"
Rob Responds with: "i bet u could"
Claire: "Mmmmmm ginger bread"
Every one then looks all confused...Gingerbread???
Me:"w0w a gingerbread man... i was one of those once but i was blue.
Wait a minute,how are ginger bread men suposed to get laid???
You never hear about ginger bread ladies.
I guess thats why u never hear about ginger bread children cuze there are no ladies to make the children...
hmm its still a mystery to me :s
Daniel:" Shutup Jew bag"
Me:" Go back to isearle and pray in your monastary you african goat licker."
Every one else just looks around is all dazed, and confused.
Then Erin brings out the countless bottles of alchol, with a very big grin on her face.
Kayla then grabs a bottle and gets hammered off her face, as Erin does the same.
Ever one else just looks shocked. as for 5min l8ter they had to call an embulance for erin cuz alchol poisining, so every calls the ambulance to a park and drops erin off so claire does not get bit at her house.
And for no apairint reason we left Kayla there as well... As we were slowy driving away in Claire's car i suggested outloud, at the top off my lungs "Road TRip!"
Then again in the Car we rolled, and lit up another Joint... Every one was fukked out of there faces, and had no braincells to comprahend any thing that was happening.
Then some one muttered out we should go to mars with a very muttered words.
So we came up with the plan that we would find the earths core and stop the "World FROM ROTATING"
The next mornign we woke up on the Sunny beaches of CALIFONIA... were then again we lit up the bigist joint, and the remains of the pound.
Were we spent countless hours to find the earths core.... UNTil Liz "Shouted out theres core street turn down the."
SO we then turned down there and left the Vehicle. as we all entered an abandoned band .. it sent a creepy vibe all the way down my spine, the hairs on my neck went up.. as a rabid dog violently charged at us.
We all ran franticly into the building nd slammed the door shut.... and the ran into a vault... were wel all stopped to catch our breath.
Claire then spotted a small dusty sign that red "The Core"
SO we all entered, and we were all paranoid.
we walked down many flights of stairs they were all badly maintained, and were all unclean.
As we reached the bottom we slowly opened the door, and what was seen was a the earths core which was run by v12 engine. we turned the key back and turned it off... a voice from no, were but an intercom announced core melt down in 5min so we all ran up the stairs and back out side.
As the Earth stopped rotation, in an instant,me and my crew off friends flew off the planet... we were slowly cruizing through space suddenly.....
As then i woke up and i was on Mars enjoying pinaples and margareatas:p
... the end...ANGRY JESUS!!!!
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