I was just thinking about the bible... even tho i am totally against it, and every thing its about. well i was just thinking about the whole story of adam and eve. It's the most retarded story every. Due to the fact that they got kicked out of the garden for eating an apple. Its retarded its sayign ohh you cant have ur nutrients... hahahaha you will die cuz you hav no vitimin A...Hahaha... Honestly like what genius came up with that... well obviously he was not a genius with coming up with such bullshit. Like honestly they could have said a marijuana plant, but no an apple tree cuz you u no there so bad... some little kids may think that apples are bad for you... if they wanted to say anything about a vegtable/ fruit they could have made it about broccolie, but nope it had to be a red nutricious apple. The guy who rote this must have been on crack like honestly, talking snakes.... i wuld really like to have what he was on. And i swear the man must be supporting incest. Due to the fact how the bible talkes about how every 1 is brother and sister, and yet they say the word started with just the 2 of them. Man the bible is just so corrupt, it even contradicts itself... its the most useless book ever written. ... Burning crotch Oh and the whol burning crotch in the title there is a story behind that as well.. i was making chillie. and i was browning up the ground beef. Then when i was taking it off the stove... the grease or what ever it was splashed on my pants... i was stunned. My dads all liek hurry ur as up and bring the ground beef over here... i was all like MY F*Cking crotch is burning!!! it hurt like a basterd. ITS OVER