Shake Your Tail Feather

Listening to: Radio
Feeling: addicted
Today I drank more coffee and I ate crunchy peanut butter right out of the jar. I heard “Shake Your Tail Feather” 20 times on the radio...I counted, I also had to dance every time so I’m quite sure I have lost a considerable amount of weight, seeing as shaking your tail feather is a relatively hard workout. Here are a few lines from a dialog with Jenn: the_sweetest_gurl102 (5:28:46 PM): I hate the radio down here...It has played the same 10 songs over and over all day ditzyfiregurlat120 (5:28:55 PM): lol...well that's just anywhere... the_sweetest_gurl102 (5:29:23 PM): lol This is really bad. I mean, I now know all the words to “Shake Your Tail Feather”. ditzyfiregurlat120 (5:29:31 PM): LMAO So here is me being hyper and in a house alone. It is not a good combination. When I’m alone I don’t see anything wrong with drinking cup after cup of coffee. It seems like that’s what I should being doing. Eh, common sense is not one of my biggest attributes. I smiled and laughed all day today. It was a great day. Last night I dreamed that joltbloodedpsycho and I were talking and his face started melting. It was terrifying. No more caffeine right before bed Val! Last night I went to Wal-Mart and it was packed and loud and I felt old. I didn’t like it. We also ate KFC for dinner. This reminded me of the movie “So I Married an Axe Murderer”. Here’s a quote from it: Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"? Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass! That’s true! I ate two pieces of left over chicken today and I don’t even like to eat chicken that’s still on the bone. I couldn’t stop. It was not fun. Anyway, this entry is really sucky and scatter brained. I will end it now before someone gets hurt.
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shake your tailfeather should be banned, i mean im not sure what my tail feather even is and i dont think i want to find out, i dont like birds much...
yeah, its no ones business and all that matters is you are val the valedictorian dammit!
awww.
what to comment on first, your brilliant use of a mike myers quote or the fact that shake your tail feather should be banned in all 47 states, minus those other 3.
its good to see youre drinking coffee...for i am a pro-coffee man, but dont over do it. it can make one very ill, both mentally and psychically and thats spelled incorrect, but youll forgive me, youre sweet that way.
melting faces bad.
melting ice cream good.
did i mention t
-hat blondie is close to god on my music scale.
heart of glass.
rapture.
man i could go on.
o my hero you never disappoint in the style and taste section.

sorry if ive neglected dear.
i am once again unlazy.
woot.
rockonandoutandovermyval