I was born in 1979.

By the time I was 20 I had lived in 4 decades and 2 centuries. I am one of only 24 million or so people who can claim that.

1985. I was in kindergarten. Eating finger paint.

I was a slow learner.
That's a shame, unless you didn't like your poetry being public. I personally am not a poet. About the closest I ever get to that is the stuff crammed onto [foulvowels] but that's more written thinking than poetry.

Or maybe it is poetry. Honestly, I don't have a clue what poetry is.
Isn't a meter like three feet?

So only midgets and kids can write poetry, as the rest of us are more than one meter when we write? Or maybe we have to be sitting? I never understand the dictionary either, which is why I make up alot or my own words.
TV dinners scare me.

Especially the desserts. Microwaved gooey cranberry cobbler? How the hack is that dessert?
Sliced apples scare me as well. What if there are worm parts in there hidden by the sauce and sugar? I never have apple pie, apple sauce, apple tarts, apple casserole, applebutter.

Except Apple Jacks. Those kick ass.

Oh, and any comments and/or critiques you have (if you read that other journal) are more than welcome and appreciated.
I'm over here, too.

Actually, I'm all over this damn place, like roaches, moss, herpes. You can spray for me, and I won't go away.
I have no life. Thus, alot of free time. And that entry is actually one of my least favorites, but thank you.

I just had one of those energy drinks and my feet are chattering now.
hah

I wouldn't cry at the dentist. I wouldn't give him the satisfaction.

Besides, I'm already cried out by the time I get there ;)
I used to absorb Rockstar through my skin, but my urine started coming out in funky colors, so I switched to Amp with similar results, so now I combine the two with raw eggs and strawberries and make an energy drink smoothie I call 'Crack-Cocaine'.
Well, I kill them first.

I tried the diet red bull, but it tasted like stale vomit. I don't need wings anyway, I'm afraid of heights.
I don't like commercials except for the fact that they allow me to watch two or three shows at the same time.

I actually have twelve different journals hanging around, but several have gone defunct for a couple reasons. Mainly that they sucked.
I'm a professional journal addict.

Raw eggs are part of the job.

Or I'm just odd and watched Rocky too many times as a child.
I managed to skip the dentist till I was 11, then till I was 21.

The beginning of the end came after a further 3 years of avoiding when I was ambushed and broke a tooth watching Tomb Raider. Stupid popcorn kernel.

Good luck with your anti-dentism.
I avoid popcorn 99% of the time. It would be 100% but I've had it at both my last two movie excursions and now they also have salt'n'vinegar and barbecue and cheese'n'onion that you can chuck on it instead of just salt, so my resistance crumbled. It was mmmm-good.
Interesting day. :)

I have Yahoo! now. My SN's sirminkdeadly.