Witness Protection Program Name

Listening to: TV in the Living Room
Feeling: sluggish
Today was a very lazy day. I got up at 11:30 and just lazed around until Jenn and Shay got home around 9 pm. Jenn went to visit somebody and Shay and I went to her dad's house and then to the Omelet Shoppe. There's this cook that works there that Shay and Jenn met a while ago. He looks exactly like Gavin DeGraw (a really great singer) and his voice is like his too. And I had this thought that it was him trying to escape fame and it seemed like a movie. We were sitting there and he was teaching us how to play poker. He's from Las Vegas, why anyone in their right mind would move here from there is beyond me, and when he talks its like... I don't know. Wait, I thought about it and I do know. His voice is like the way Jason Mraz sings. His name is Andre which seems totally like a witness protection program name. Earlier I met two of Jenn and Shay's friends from school: Gordan and something else - Turton or something odd like that - anyway, I shook each of their hands and then I shook Andre's. (Must be some kind of handshaking record.) It's odd how different guys shake. Like Gordon's was a long one, like a second or two too long and Turton's (?) was all quick and nervous. Andre's was really firm and too long. I hate when you feel like the person is holding your hand. I hate shaking hands. I'm always nervous that my hand is sweaty or clamy or dried out. There's nothing worse than shaking with someone who has hot sweaty hands. Eeeee
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Or sucking on the toes of someone with stinky feet.
don't worry about handshakes - everyone has the same phobia. That's why you always see guys surreptitiously brushing their hands against their pants before shaking with a stranger!

Sidney and John, huh? Interesting. Fairly classical. My boys will have unexpected names like Alexei and Jared and Miguel and Dillon.
Hmmm....and what would val's witness protection name be? Mine would be something nifty, like J. Edgar Homer or Bartleby M. Schlockenstock or Nikolai Guattari (just because I'm missing my old atari right now on that last one.)

As for the rest, it's just a memory, things happen in life and you live past them, or at least try.
That I can't answer. I admit I probably know more things than your average person, but life and what it is about is something I can't even attempt to answer except to say maybe there isn't a purpose, maybe it's just life, you know?

But see, there I just went and contradicted myself. Damn, maybe I am depressed. Stupid bipolar cycles. Tehy make me mad and wish they would stop.
Yep. :D
Kewlayde.
*rescures Val and runs away into the sunset* Woo hoo!! And we live happily ever after. Good times. :D
Kewlayde.
An hour drive to school? Man. Get a helicopter.

And thank you. I will if you will. Actually, I'm about to go to bed, so I guess I'll have a good sleep if you have a good day, or something to that effect.
family names, huh? If I went ancestral, there would be far too many Elizabeths, Franks and Georges - not exactly 21st century fare, unfortunately!

I'll admit I was toying with science-fiction heroes' names, but I'm not sure the kids wouldn't get teased at school... I mean, how many Jennans, Kaltens and Lorics do you know? Better than Frodo, I suppose... heh. Frodo - what a joke!