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Listening to: nothign
Feeling: amused
Browneyes121314 is Sophia and I'm DomOrliLijLuva: BrownEyes121314: you have a wig on BrownEyes121314: Im psychic DomOrliLijLuva: ....no i dont...psh...ur a lame psychich DomOrliLijLuva: psychic* BrownEyes121314: :-(*cries* BrownEyes121314: that hurts BrownEyes121314: that cut me deep BrownEyes121314: foofy DomOrliLijLuva: J/k DomOrliLijLuva: Foofy haha BrownEyes121314: SHUT IT BrownEyes121314: :-*kidding DomOrliLijLuva: Shut it? *cries* BrownEyes121314: Im kidding, your hott DomOrliLijLuva: *cries* BrownEyes121314: :-*your hottt BrownEyes121314: boob DomOrliLijLuva: *sobs* *falls to ground and pounds floor with fist adn anguish* *bawls* BrownEyes121314: *points and laughs* &rolls on floor laughing* *eats a bagel* BrownEyes121314: Ahem *with cream cheese* DomOrliLijLuva: *takes bagel and smushes in face* *first licks cream cheese off so it's all slobbery* BrownEyes121314: *kicks in the chin and eats a blueberry waffle and throws a few cockraoches in vanessas face for comic relief* DomOrliLijLuva: *slaps across the face and runs across the street to 7-11, buys a slushie, runs back across the street, poors strawberry-banana slushie down Sophia's shirt, points, laughes, then lick up the remains of the slushie* DomOrliLijLuva: BrownEyes121314: *takes a banan and jams it up vanesassa *BLEEP* and then casually stuffs a plate of live lobsters down her underwear while pouring gravy down her bra. * *Quickly runs over to 7-11 and pays the manager 5$ to chase you with a cro-bar until you run into the desert and get thirsty, see a kirage of dominic with a women while they *BLEEP* and *BLEeP* and *BLEEP and then you cry and then I blend some cockroaches and then makeyou drink it.* *BLEEP*.( Those were also for comic relief, they werent swear or anything, just there..cause I was vbored..Haha) DomOrliLijLuva: *spits cockroach concotion in sophia's face and laughes, runs back to the "mirage" or Dominic which is actually real, threatens the women's life so that she goes to beat up Sophia as I flirt with Dominic and run my fingers through his hair. Sophia is busy wrestling a half naked women to the ground,she gets pinned and starts to bawl and accidently starts choking on the cockroach concoction (that started growing spores) and as she's choking Dominic asks me to marry him and I say yes and I DON'T INVITE SOPHIA TO THE WEDDING! Hmph!!!* DomOrliLijLuva: I g2g DomOrliLijLuva: Val is getting on DomOrliLijLuva: no wait h/o DomOrliLijLuva: im gonna play sims instead but keep writing BrownEyes121314: * Goes to the wedding anyway and spot Vanessa in the guliest edding dress I have ever seen and laughs and points and stars a laughing and pointing at Vanessa in her ugly wedding dress club and we all post nasty comments about her on the internet. Then I go backl and sleep with Dominic and make lots of babies and then rub it in Vanessas face and then show her the video tape we made of us together "having fun". Vanessa starts to choke, cry and then she turns blue. I laugh and then throw spores at her and yellow lollipops and trhen I go to the kitchen and piss in her coffee and then Drtink it and then put it in the bathtub and tell her her mom gets turned on by yellow toothpaste and poop. Vanessa cries and then runs away as I chase her with a half naked women named lol* BrownEyes121314: *ugliest*& BrownEyes121314: *lola* DomOrliLijLuva: *tries my best to ignore nasty comments about my dress becaus the truth was i had borrowed it from sophia's mom and forgotten to return it so later i got ot rub it in her face, i did a good job acting as if her nasty "ur mom loves yellow toothpaste" comments hurt me, so later I took some yellow toothpaste (Banana flavored) and covered her bed with it...she now smells like bananas adn probably will for the rest of her lfie and it's too bad Dominic hates the smell of bananas and loves the smell of yellow lollipops that sophia had so carelessly thrown at me, now I sleep with Dominic everynight adn end up making so many babies that they all trash Sophia's house that reeks of banana toothpaste!!!* -Vanessa
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