These Are Some Of The Funniest Phobias I Could Find! Enjoy!! Androphobia- Fear of men. Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Bibliophobia- Fear of books. Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells. Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness. Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women. Carnophobia- Fear of meat. Chirophobia- Fear of hands. Chorophobia- Fear of dancing. Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation. Coprophobia- Fear of feces Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body. Dromophobia- Fear of crossing streets. Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting. Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing. Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. Geliophobia- Fear of laughter. Geniophobia- Fear of chins. Genophobia- Fear of sex. Genuphobia- Fear of knees. Gerascophobia- Fear of growing old. Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste. Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity. Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women. Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars. Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility. Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down. Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms. Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables. Leukophobia- Fear of the color white. Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body. Linonophobia- Fear of string. Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers. Logophobia- Fear of words. Lutraphobia- Fear of otters. Macrophobia- Fear of long waits. Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking. Melanophobia- Fear of the color black. Melophobia- Fear or hatred of music. Menophobia- Fear of menstruation. Metallophobia- Fear of metal. Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry. Mnemophobia- Fear of memories. Mottephobia- Fear of moths. Nomatophobia- Fear of names. Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother. Numerophobia- Fear of numbers. Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8. Ombrophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on. Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes. Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams. Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at. Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes. Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish. Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope. Papyrophobia- Fear of paper. Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th. Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls. Patroiophobia- Fear of heredity. Pediophobia- Fear of dolls. Pedophobia- Fear of children. Peladophobia- Fear of bald people. Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law. (Novercaphobia) Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten. Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald. Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing. Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love. Phobophobia- Fear of phobias. Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking. Pogonophobia- Fear of beards. Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians. Polyphobia- Fear of many things. Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple. Psellismophobia- Fear of stuttering. Pteromerhanophobia- Fear of flying. Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers. Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets. Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles. Rupophobia- Fear of dirt. Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows. Scolionophobia- Fear of school. Selenophobia- Fear of the moon. Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left or left-handed. Somniphobia- Fear of sleep. Sophophobia- Fear of learning. Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry. Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives. Tachophobia- Fear of speed. Taphephobia Taphophobia- Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries. Teratophobia- Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people. Textophobia- Fear of certain fabrics. Thermophobia- Fear of heat. Tremophobia- Fear of trembling. Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair. (Chaetophobia, Hypertrichophobia) Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13. Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating. Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father. Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow. Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages. Xerophobia- Fear of dryness. Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy. Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat. Zoophobia- Fear of animals. Vanessa