And I'll hjave nightmares that simply consist of, "GO NINJ

Listening to: none
Feeling: bittersweet
Wow, this day has been one for the mood swings chart. My day started out with a family trip to the bank, where I had a brief encounter with Mike and Kyle....mum said I didnt stop smiling for the next couple hours. Funny how a 30 second hello did that to me:O) But actually I didnt encounter them really...they attacked me. There I was joyously, singing along to The Monkess waiting in the car for mother to return, when two shady, yet bright orange looking figures emerge from no where and attempt the door handle. Fortunately for myself, I've learned to prepare myself for such encouters (and people;)), there in locking the door. I must say though, I was rather firghtened all the same, and somewhat embarrased, as the chorus had just started, and I was enjoying the song very much. Still, they made my day. The next portion of my day was filled with 2 month-olds to 6 year-olds at a firehouse. 34 of them to be exact. Next time I wish to vetnure out into such extreme, either A) Shoot me, or B) Dope me up so I dont remember anything. All is much appreciated. The high-light of that portion of my day though quite amuzing. It seems Pinata companies have made it their goal to make and pinata simply indestructable. Why two years ago when my brother threw a birthday bash I broke three broomsticks in attempt to open the pinata. There was nothing more statisfying then to see a blow pop fall out along side the shattered reamins of broomstick umber three though....Anywho, todays pinata was much worse....every kid had three shots at it, until finally the parents and bystanders decidfed to join in. I took two purpose filled shots at the pinata, and one accident filled shot at Ross the man holding the pinata rope. He avoided the kayal factor for the rest of the day, until his sneaky surprise attack kayla by jumping off the roof. Oh Ross.... I might add that I came two hours early to set-up for this party, and stayed two hours past to clean up. the reward was free pizza and candy, although everyone recieved that, I still like to think I got a reward from it all. My day was going ok, until mother decided she ABSOLUTELY needed a night out due to her "helping" in setting and destroying the party. Next time smoking (yes smoking, AT A FIRE HOUSE) and cutting cakes is considered helping you can count me in....without the smoking part of course though. Bleh. So I was left woth two birthday boys (double party, and because my aunt decided she to needed a night out), my brother, and 32 odd, unopened presents. No one has ever come slose to experiencing that night from hell.... Mother, Father, Aunt whos nto my autn, and uncle whos not my uncle left at 4 saying they'd return by 6. Tghe current time is 11:30, and I've just stepped in the house. How much did I get payed? 20 dollars my friend, 20 dollars. They all came home drunk as hell too. I dont think I've ever seen my father drunk, and tonight he was just completly wasted. Couldnt stand stright, kept slurring. I'd go into further detail, but I'm afraid I'd disgust myself. My day wasnt the greatest, but I'll live. Tomorrows schedule consist of cleaning and washing the van.....oh what I have to look forward to:O) Until tomorrow then, Your Nieghborhood Superman
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Washing vans is hott
Mmmmmmmmm
[Anonymous]
I hate pinatas.
One tried to eat me in second grade and turn me into tootsie roll pops and candy corns and bazooka joe bubble gum.
Not that I wasn't those things already, but it was still an evil pinata.
Evil.
[Anonymous]