nothing is real

so that thing i said i probably wouldnt do... i didnt. the other day when i babysat i clogged the toilet with dog crap (dont ask). it overflowed out the front door and into the stairwell. i had to stick my hand down the toilet to unclog it. when i was walking back to get papertowels, i stepped in more dog crap. thats the shitty version (pun intended) of the story, but it was an experience I wont forget. I'll be legal april 16th! im kinda upset you have to be 18 to play bingo, but only like 20 more days till i can. im just blabbering now.
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my dearest little sister. hearing you use the phrase, "I’ll be legal,” scares the living hell out of me. and not just because i have always thought of you as a kid. but damn, girl. enjoy it. be well. love you, sis. -matt