A pirate I was meant to be, avast ye bilge rat!

Feeling: fine
Happy St. Patricks Day! I wore green, and did not get pinched all day, except for this morning when my brother pinched me while I was in my robe. I could've smacked him, and if I recall correctly I just might have. I do not like being pinched. So, screw off and dont pinch me then all will be well. I'm not going to die in a plane crash, I refuse to. It will not happen. Although, it would be a pretty quick death, which I would prefer. I still, do not wish to die in a plane crash. I havent packed my bags:Oo I'm fat, but I've lost four pounds. Ten more to go! Until tomorrow then, Your Neighborhood Superman
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