If I were a month, I'd be: July If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday If I were a time of day, I'd be: 2:30 a.m. If I were a planet, I'd be: Mercury If I were a sea animal, I'd be: dolphin! If I were a direction, I'd be: east If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: and open window If I were a celebrity, I'd be: Catherine Zeta-Jones If I were a liquid, I'd be: mercury- pretty but deadly If I were a tree, I'd be: Japanese Red Maple If I were a bird, I'd be: red-tailed hawk or peregrin falcon If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: cactus If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: thunderstorm If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: siren If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: electric guitar w/ the distortion cranked waaaay up If I were an animal, I'd be: giraffe *grins* no, probly peregrin falcon, nosediving toward the ground @ 200mph+ If I were a color, I'd be: blue or sea green If I were an emotion, I'd be: thoughtfulness If I were a vegetable, I'd be: well i would say cucumber, but that'd be kinda wierd... i'm just gonna steer clear of this one If I were a sound, I'd be: enchanting music If I were an element, I'd be: air If I were a car, I'd be: bright blue 2000 mustang convertible w/ camel leather interior, completely loaded (my dream car!) If I were a song, I'd be: Get Off My Back or Mayberry If I were a movie, I'd be: Chicago If I were a book, I'd be: Eragon If I were a food, I'd be: chocolate cheesecake If I were a place, I'd be: the sky If I were a material, I'd be: faded denim If I were a taste, I'd be: savory If I were a scent, I'd be: peppermint If I were a religion, I'd be: nondenominational christian If I were a word, I'd be: future If I were an object, I'd be: green m&m plushie If I were a body part, I'd be: eyes If I were a facial expression, I'd be: mischievous If I were a subject in school, I'd be: choir If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: belldandy or a girl version of Tino from The Weekenders If I were a shape, I'd be a: star If I were a number, I'd be:the square root of -1