Alright, so today i went to valleyfair with the rez. Fond du Lac...represent...not really...*rolls eyes*...INDIAN PRIDE...no not even. so attending valleyfair with me today was My grandmother, my mother's cousin (being my first cousin once removed)*Robin*, her son(being my second cousin)*Kyle*, my moms other cousin(being my fitrst cousin, once removed)*Sarah*, her boyfriend/daughter's father(nothing in parenthses fo him)*Brando/en*, my uncle's children's mother/grandmother's ex-next door neighbor's daughter*Susie*, my cousin(first[Susie and Stacy's seven year old daughter])*Jasmine*, my other cousin(first[susie and stacy's three year old daughter])*Megan/Maggie*, my cousin(first[susie and stacy's two year old daughter])*Jenny/ Jen-Jen*, my cousin's half-sister(and practically a cousin to me when we were growing up[but now is a sixteen year old, "don't have my liscence" crackwhore])*Tina*,her friend,(some chick who wasn't my cousin growing up[but now is equal to Tina in my mind])*unknown*my cousin's half-brother(who always used to be cool[but now is a fourteen year old pothead])*TJ/Ghetto ganster*, My mother(most normal of her family)*Sharon*, her daughter([suffers from uncontrollable moodiness])*Brittany/I/me*her sister([suffers from thirteen year old "WHO AM I??syndrome]not fun to deal with at the moment)*Madison/Madi/The Beaner*, her sister(practically a sister to me...ha![suffers from IM A FIVE YEAR OLD FLOWER GIRL syndrome])*Delaney/Laney*and her other sister(still, practically a sister to me...ha, again.[she suffers from IM A TWO YEAR OLD ..disease])*Bailey* SO heres the lowdown...skip ahead to like...three in the afternoon. we all head to the waterpark, excpet madi, kyle and robin...so me gramma mom and susie each take a younger child...me with jen-jen, mom with bailey, gramma with maggs, and laney and jas alone on the lazy river.well jas and laney took off and ditched the rest of us. they get off before all of us even get to the exit and we completely loose them. so me and jen get off (after another time around)and we cant find jas OR laney. we assume they're together...WRONG. we find jas walking out of the bathroom and we drag her over to giggle run. just then, my mom walks in and i was like ima go look for laney and so she and bailey stand there, and i ASSUME they're watching the other two. so i go and i cant find laney ANYWHERE. so i walk back to giggle run and my grammaslike....brit, where's jen...i was like i told mom to watch them while i went to look for laney...augh i was freaked by this time, so good thing i saw jen walk past outside the gate...then i see laney walking away from the water slides. by this time, all the moms/grandmas were freaked out. but in the end, all the children were safe. oh, you think that'd be the end of it? not with my family. so, i decided i'd be nice and take laney and jas on the lazy river...first time around, laney put up a fight because she wanted to 'win the race'(i know what race!?!) so shes screaming and hollering and finally i get her to calm down[after many blows to the face with fists adn nails]with the 'remember its me your best friend, you love me' thing.[always works on her. so we go around like two more times, and each time, ajs falls off her tube like a bajillion times and i notice she's sort of...wheezing, i was like... what?! YOU CAN NOT BE HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAZY RIVER...so we get to the next lifeguard[who was VERY cute, might i add], adn i was like, um...i think shes having an asthma attack, sehs having trouble breathing..so he pulls her out of the water and he starts breathing, and i kid you not, i think he was breathing HEAVIER than she was...i was like...are YOU okay?!!?so he blows his whistle and three people come[after what seemed like twelve lifetimes]one with a stretcher, another with like an oxygen tank[???], and Braden[Sarah's idea of dreamy], with a yellow pack-type thing. so hes like whats your aname and all that and she anwsered the questions very well[and i was very proud of her!!]. and because we are VERY special, we get to walk OUTSIDE of the lazy river..then security shows up and i was like, are you kdding! so we go to the nurses station and braden's like...jasmine, will you sit here and Laura will talk to you and we'll go find your mom. so we go find Susie, who happens to NOT have the key, but gramma,who gives it to us. Ah, situation solved? you still don't know my family do you? So, after Jasmine's done with her inhaler, Braden asks her somemore questions[phone number, address, blah blah blah]When he comes to her age, Jas was anwsering him, and Megan comes up and WHACKS him in the balls. no lie. He looks at me..and i was like...what?...then he starts laughing and i realize he's like peeled over and oh wow. it was hillarious, and hes laughing like 'I CAN NOT BELIEVE I JUST GOT FONDLED BY A THREE YEAR OLD!' and i had this nervous laughter like..'DID A THREE YEAR OLD HIT THIS KID IN THE BALLS? OH, WOW HAD TO HAPPEN TO ME, DIDN'T IT??!?!?!'... and so thats the end of my day, lots of lost kids, lots of whacking. And so it is said.